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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
2:47:00 PM EDT

*!#@ on a Plane!

                          
OlYellaCerebella:
Hey, what's scarier than snakes on a plane?
DishUpontheStars: Avian flu.
OlYellaCerebella: Ok yeah. But also
fecal matter on an actress.
DishUpontheStars: News keeps getting stupider and stupider.
OlYellaCerebella: Insert your own obligatory "get this motherf****** **** off this motherf****** plane" joke here



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  • #4 Comment from douglasscherie7 
    8/21/06 10:51 AM Permalink
    That movie should have been named, Snakes on a Mother F$#@-in Plane!  That movie was fricken good!  It was hilarious and serious at the same time.  This couple was doing it in the bathroom and the snakes came down in there, and one bit her boob and stayed attached to it while she was flailing around!  There were parts that I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes.  Then, there were parts that I was laughing and screaming into my hands at the same time!  

    But, then it wasn't too cheesy either.  I didn't think, oh yes, this is so gay, let's leave.  Yes, there were a few, just a few, cheesy parts, but overall the movie was really good.  It actually had a real story line that was all wrapped up at the end, yea!  I love movies that come around full circle and wrap up nicely.  It was highly entertaining, scary, and hilarious!  What a rush!  By the end of the movie, you are ready for it to be over, though.  I don't know about some of you, but as a movie nears the end, I want to just start it over right away, because I don't want it to end.  But, this one, you're like, "OK, I'm done with the mother f&*#@-in snakes on the mother f$#@&-in plane!  My cheeks hurt from laughing too hard, my chest hurts from breathing too hard and holding my breath longer than I probably should have.  I was so tense, while laughing at the same time that my whole body aches a little.  Yep, I'm ready for the movie to be over."  Phew.  But, I still recommend it.  I haven't had this much fun watching a movie since, well.......I don't know if I've ever had that much fun watching a movie.  I laughed harder than some of the comedies I've seen.

    But, if you've seen Taladega Nights, and Pirates of the Carribean already, and you're ready to see another movie, this one is great entertainment.
  • #3 Comment from kevinbgood621 
    8/19/06 4:02 PM Permalink
    Poop  on  a plane  ...  I  believe   that  was  the  title  of  the  review  of  this  movie   by  the   Times . So  much   hype   over    such   a  poopy  movie  .  People  may   just   poop  in  their  pants   at  the  theatres    just   to  feel  they got   their   moneys   worth .
  • #2 Comment from vegasdreaming702 
    8/15/06 6:33 PM Permalink
    This is the plane for Flavor Flav. It seems he sure does love women shiting on the floor of his house. As seen on Vh1s Flavor of love2 one of his contestant's did just that she shit right on the floor......So this is the Airplane  him.
  • #1 Comment from tazmina9 
    8/15/06 4:15 PM Permalink
    I'd rather have snakes than Jessica or Ashley Simpson on a plane....