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Monday, August 21, 2006
4:20:00 PM EDT

The Break-Up 2 (Starring Brad and Angelina)

GirlGoneLeBron: Ohmigod!
GirlGoneLeBron: Have you heard?
GirlGoneLeBron: Brad and Angelina are about to split up!

Is the relationship between Brad and Angelina in trouble? (Credits: AFP / Getty Images)

GirlGoneGrady:
AHHH!
GirlGoneGrady: They probably couldn’t stand all the press Vince and Jen were getting.
GirlGoneGrady: And who knows if they are still together or not.
GirlGoneGrady: So what happened?
GirlGoneLeBron: Apparently Angelina wants to just travel around
Africa with the children.
GirlGoneLeBron: But Brad wants to do something silly like, you know, work.
GirlGoneGrady: It’s better for us all if Angelina doesn’t make anymore movies.
GirlGoneGrady: Most of hers suck.
GirlGoneLeBron: They do.
GirlGoneLeBron: You know, even though I didn’t really like them together …
GirlGoneLeBron: (Team Aniston thank you very much.)
GirlGoneLeBron: But I just thought they’d stay together for at least a few years.
GirlGoneGrady: What is happening to Hollywood couples?
GirlGoneGrady: Everyone is breaking up!
GirlGoneLeBron: If rock solid relationships like Brangelina, or The Barkers, or Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson can’t make it, what hope do the rest of us have?
GirlGoneGrady: The next think you know Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight will divorce.
GirlGoneGrady: Then what will become of the world?
GirlGoneLeBron: The real question is this.
GirlGoneLeBron: Why haven’t Britney and Kevin broken up yet?



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  • #154 Comment from vmussesmith 
    11/27/06 8:06 PM Permalink
    why in the world would break up with anglina .but  anglina you can all ways call me  and I from florida my name is ashleysmith.
  • #153 Comment from blaslilangel6776 
    8/30/06 10:56 AM Permalink
    I was so blinded by rage, I forgot to question that statement myself. Unless Angelina is of a different background that I know nothing about, she looks Caucasian to me.
  • #152 Comment from deadlinny 
    8/29/06 6:23 PM Permalink
    I wasnt aware that Angelina and Brad were an interracial couple...
  • #151 Comment from blaslilangel6776 
    8/28/06 12:42 PM Permalink
    GEESH!! Them "Brangelina" fans sure do get all kinds of fired up, don't they? Testy, testy! CALM DOWN! GAHH!! When they finally DO break up, what will they have to worship? OH LORD OF MERCEHHH!!
  • #150 Comment from roxannecassie 
    8/27/06 9:50 PM Permalink
    this is bullshit. don't judge something  you don't even know anything about!!!!!
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