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Wednesday, August 23, 2006
10:42:00 AM EDT

All Aboard the Cruisazy Train, Next Stop Unemployment


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OlYellaCerebella:
Looks like our dear friend Tom Cruise is headed for the bread line.
DishUpontheStars: Paramount must be so mad at him to scold him in public after cutting off his production deal. I mean, he made them tons of money.
OlYellaCerebella: Well Cruise is bad for public health. On top of not wanting an actor best known for his showboat insanity at the top of their payroll, they might not want to be associated with a dude who is personally offended by the field of psychiatry.
DishUpontheStars: I still dont' think they should fire him. Now he's just gonna have all this time on his hands to run around doing hijinks.
OlYellaCerebella: Not if he has a 100 million dollar private investment fund to work with.
DishUpontheStars: I bet the "investment fund" is his own savings account.
OlYellaCerebella: I hope he invests in some baby pictures.


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  • #64 Comment from bstu45 
    8/30/06 8:24 PM Permalink
    I still like him and think he's a "hottie".  I do believe he wrong about scientology and shouldn't force it on Holms or his child.

    But that has nothing to do with his acting.
  • #63 Comment from zcruiser 
    8/30/06 2:21 PM Permalink
    If he makes entertaining movies he'll continue to have success. No one cares about stars' personal lives when it comes down to it. But I used to go see anything he was in because I liked HIM. Now I find him rather unappealing. And you idiots who don't believe in psychiatry should read "Molecules of Emotion" which shows there is a PHYSICAL aspect to emotions & feelings. ohhhh don't get me started...
  • #62 Comment from dtrucker5 
    8/30/06 10:55 AM Permalink
    Tom,  Thank goodness Paramount came to their senses.  Remember, you put your pants on just like everyone else.  There is always going to be someone bigger than you are.  I just wish it was Katie and she would leave you in the dust.  You are poison to her.  RUN KATIE RUN
  • #61 Comment from ljpandcjp 
    8/26/06 5:31 PM Permalink
    This has the look of a photo that will be used for the tragic "E! True Hollywood Story" episode on Tom Cruise.
  • #60 Comment from campusmayhemking 
    8/26/06 1:38 PM Permalink
    Sugardaddy Tom is my hero. F*ck these other crybabies. You didnt say anything about psychiatry that MANY MANY MANY MANY people with actual mental illnesses dont say about it. You spoke your mind about shrinks. But we live in a world where people beg for freedom of speech and then bitch and moan when someone uses it (one is only allowed to say what others want to hear. Not ones own mind).  Human nature is as oppressive as some government regimes. Dont worry crazy people.... Tom wont take your "Feel good" pills away from you. As for this petty "boo hoo. he danced on a couch sniffle sniffle"..... if that is  "crazy" then every male dancing on the bleachers at the baseball park or cheering on a boxing match is crazy. WELCOME TO THE LOON GENDER! May we all dance TOGETHER as brothers! And as for people calling him "old". Wink wink. I dont know if Tom is "aging gracefully" or not (and dont care) but his  woman is a doll.  I'd dance on the CEILING!  GOOD score. I hope I'm as lucky when I reach his age. Real men speak their minds.
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