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Wednesday, August 23, 2006
1:14:00 PM EDT

YouTube War: Newlyweds Vs. Chaotic

YouTube has made it possible for us to engage in one of our very favorite entertainment activiites: watching Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson act (charmingly?) stupid on camera. Now that we suspect BritBrit hates JessJess, we have a question for you: who would you rather spend half an hour watching?
     Jessica Simpson                                                          Britney Spears

       
Remember to evaluate grace, style, hilarity of behavior, estimated I.Q., hotness and percentage twang of Southern accent.

OlYellaCerebella: I can't even watch the intro credits to Chaotic.
DishUpontheStars: I love watching Jess fool around in the kitchen.
OlYellaCerebella: I wonder if maybe Britney should have married Nick Lachey.



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  • #14 Comment from chevykathie 
    8/27/06 10:57 PM Permalink
    Hands down Jess and Nick at least they had more class than the southern swamp scum Britney that married a gold digging wanna be rapper.... TALK ABOUT STUPID MOVE.... LOSER.... JESS U ROCK
  • #13 Comment from lmbgemini 
    8/25/06 7:08 AM Permalink
    First of all I would like to say that I don't think Jessica Simpson needs plastic surgery. I sure as hell would never get it. I don't mind Jessica Simpson but I have to say I have never bought any of her albums. I am sure young girls will though.
    As for Britney Spears, I only liked her when she first became famous and her first song might be the only one I like. For some reason, I don't know why, when I saw her on TV, I didn't think much of her. That goes to show it was her song I liked, not here. One reason I don't like her is because she doesn't have much talent and Jessica Simpson has more talent then her. Christina Aguilera is better than them both of them though, talent wise.
  • #12 Comment from channingmylove 
    8/25/06 1:47 AM Permalink
    i think that jessica simpson is so funny in the kitchen scene but britney spears just looked plain stupid in chaotic
  • #11 Comment from msprecious90210 
    8/24/06 11:08 PM Permalink
    Jess and Brit can be the new desperate housewives
  • #10 Comment from tomcheyal 
    8/24/06 10:39 PM Permalink
    Fuck these bitches! Wheres Angelina Jolie?!
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