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The Cooler Must Know: Where Do You Go After Poop?
8/31/06
YWTC: Jessica Simpson Shuts Up
8/30/06
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8/30/06
The Cooler Presents: Unwanted on eBay
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Janet Jackson Might Fluctuate, But Michael Jackson Got His Worse
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YWTC: Britney Does Japan
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Jessica Simpson Enters Newest Doomed Relationship
8/29/06
YouTube War: In the Bathroom
8/29/06
John Mark Karr and the Chocolate Factory
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The Adventures of Hershey and Sharkie: The Corndog
8/29/06
K-Fed's Corndog for Sale
8/29/06
Paris Knocked Off Her Pedestal?
8/28/06
Irrelevant Stars, Extravagant Incomes
8/28/06
Conan O'Tasteless
8/28/06
YWTC: Charlie's Angels
8/28/06
The Curse of the Beatles Wives
8/25/06
G.G.G. 8.25.06
8/25/06
I Am African = Mixed Messages for the Children
8/25/06
Angelina Jolie Gets Her Angry-Teenager-Style Jack Bauer On
8/25/06
Is J-Lo Having a Baby??
8/24/06
YWTC: The Emancipation of Mariah's Abs
8/24/06
Buy Ashlee and Jessica's Childhood Memories
8/24/06
The Great Socialite Enigma
8/24/06
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Tom Cruise Is the Craziest of Them All
8/23/06
The Worst Idea Ever Award Goes To...
8/23/06
YouTube War: Newlyweds Vs. Chaotic
8/23/06
Does Britney Spears Hate Jessica Simpson?
8/23/06
Sam Jackson Can't Shoot All the Windows Out of a Movie Theater, People
8/23/06
YWTC: Jessica Simpson, Girl Metalmouth
8/23/06
All Aboard the Cruisazy Train, Next Stop Unemployment
8/22/06
The End of the World as We Know It
8/21/06
The Break-Up 2 (Starring Brad and Angelina)
8/21/06
K-Fed: Masterpiece Theater
8/21/06
What Would You Rather Do?
8/21/06
YWTC: K-Fed Is a Leg Man
8/18/06
G.G.G. 8.16.06
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Haley Joel Osment: Back, and Ready to Party
8/17/06
YWTC: Rock 'N' Roll Lifestyle
8/17/06
The Adventures of Hershey and Sharkie
8/17/06
K-Fed to Lose Custody of His Fleet of Sharks
8/17/06
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8/16/06
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8/16/06
You + Me + Dupree - You = The Butterscotch Affair
8/16/06
Justin Timberlake Doesn't Realize That Taylor Hicks Is Justin Timberlake
8/15/06
YWTC: Jack "Jazz Fingers" Black
8/15/06
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8/15/06
*!#@ on a Plane!
8/15/06
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8/15/06
Girls, Girls, Girls
8/15/06
Barker Vs. Barker
8/14/06
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8/14/06
How to Lose a Guy in Six Years
8/14/06
You Write the Jessica Simpson Song Titles
8/14/06
YWTC: Boy George Cleans Up
8/11/06
YouTube War: The PETA Ads
8/11/06
That Famous Lohan Entrepreneurial Spirit
8/11/06
GGG 8.11.06
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8/10/06
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8/10/06
The Worst Dressed Man in the World
8/10/06
Katie Couric, America's Paper Doll
8/10/06
YWTC: The Paris Review
8/9/06
They Who Truly Bring the Sexy Back
8/9/06
YWTC: Spandex Madonna
8/9/06
Angelina De-Brangelizing?
8/9/06
Suri Might Be More Real Than We Thought
8/9/06
Early 90s Children's Sitcom Stars Roundup
8/9/06
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8/9/06
VAUGHNISTON ENGAGED?
8/8/06
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8/8/06
Britney: The UnPhotoshopping
8/8/06
Gwyneth Does Her Part for Anorexia
8/7/06
YouTube War: The Proactiv Commercials
8/7/06
You Write the Paul McCartney Vengeance Lyrics
8/7/06
The Carnal Mystery of Paris Hilton
8/7/06
JenniferWatch: Breakups and Babies
8/7/06
Scarlett JoCowsson
8/7/06
Britney Breakdown?
8/4/06
Welcome to the Hotel Brangelina
8/4/06
CoolerHeads Present: This Week in the National Enquirer
8/4/06
GGG 8.4.06
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Suri Vouch-Watch: Penelope Cruz Edition
8/3/06
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8/3/06
Bad Parents Hall of Fame
8/3/06
'Lost'  Star Gets His Freak On Non-Stop
8/3/06
Elisabeth Hasselback Gets Her Angst On
8/2/06
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
8/2/06
Nick "Mensa" Lachey Taps MTV's Intellectual Elite
8/2/06
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8/1/06
"He's Koo-Koo Dude. He's Absolutely Out of His Mind."
8/1/06
Harry Potter, Meet Mischa Barton
8/1/06
It Won't Be a White Wedding
8/1/06
Mel Gibson's Weird Hairline
8/1/06
Lindsay Will No Longer Make Beautiful Music
8/1/06
Who's Your Daddy?
8/1/06
The Alice Cooper Center for Kids Who Can't ROCK Good
8/1/06
YWTC: Snakes on a Sam
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Wednesday, August 23, 2006
10:55:00 AM EDT

YWTC: Jessica Simpson, Girl Metalmouth



Check out Jessica Simpson's grills. We were gonna write "Jessica's New Mouth Candy" but that didn't really do justice to the expensive metallic taste in her mouth. Got any better ideas? Take a look at the photo and post your captions below. Be creative and watch the language ... this isn't backstage at the TCAs here.


Kevin Winter/ Getty Images

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  • #940 Comment from cond62 
    11/20/06 11:48 PM | Permalink
      I landed the role as the new Jaws in the new Bond Movie!!!
  • #939 Comment from shevamp63 
    10/30/06 2:14 AM | Permalink
    But Daddy told me braces would make me look smarter!
  • #938 Comment from creepystevie 
    9/11/06 10:08 PM | Permalink
    " Look, now I'm 100% artificial. "
  • #937 Comment from jewelbox926 
    9/2/06 10:39 PM | Permalink
    (SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "It Don't Mean a Thing, If it Ain't Got That Swing")


    Oh, no it don't mean a thing if da girl, SHE CAN'T SING ~
    Doo wop shoo wop, doo wop shoo wop, bap boom!


    I just smile, open wide, and den "Schwing!"
    CHECK DAT BLING!!


    Doo wop shoo wop, doo wop shoo wop, bap boom!


    So just chill, take a pill ~ Daddy's songbird can't trill,
    He'll still foot da bill for DESE GRILLS ...


    Doo wop shoo wop, doo wop shoo wop! BAP!! BOOM!!!
  • #936 Comment from nzekwunwora 
    8/31/06 6:21 PM | Permalink
    uuh i just got done giggin up in da trailer!
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