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Thursday, August 24, 2006
4:02:00 PM EDT

The Great Socialite Enigma

GirlGoneLeBron: The Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie mystery is solved!

If only Nicole had picked the right outfit, then the 'Simple Life' co-stars would still be friends. (Getty Images)

GirlGoneGrady:
What do you mean?
GirlGoneLeBron: Paris Hilton said that the way she judges her true friends is that she picks out two outfits, one ugly and one hot and she asks the friend to pick one out for her.
GirlGoneLeBron: And if the friend picks the ugly outfit,
Paris cuts her out of her life.
GirlGoneGrady: Ohhh! When Paris Hilton said Nicole knows what she did.
GirlGoneGrady: It was this! She picked the wrong outfit!
GirlGoneLeBron: Nicole has bad taste in fashion!
GirlGoneGrady: You know, that’s a totally appropriate way for
Paris to pick her friends.
GirlGoneGrady: I mean, I’m sure other people are much more superficial than that.
GirlGoneLeBron: Like who?
GirlGoneGrady: Well me for instance.
GirlGoneGrady: Like if someone doesn’t know the Cleveland Indians’ regular lineup from 1995
GirlGoneGrady: Then we are so not friends anymore.
GirlGoneLeBron: I don’t know it.
GirlGoneGrady: Well then you and I are over.
GirlGoneLeBron: Fine then.  I guess I’ll have to hire a fake you to do this blog.

GirlGoneLeBron: Do you think
Paris’s standards are too high? How do you pick your friends? Let us know!



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  • #32 Comment from blaslilangel6776 
    8/30/06 11:39 AM Permalink
    I still think it's stupid, shallow, and superficial. What if what Paris considers "ugly" is "hot" to someone else? Different people have different tastes. Maybe the "ugly" outfit she picks out looks good to someone else, and she thinks Paris would look good in it. I don't know, man. I just don't care for the chick at ALL, so whatever.
  • #31 Comment from aquarianmughain 
    8/28/06 4:10 AM Permalink
    THIS SOOO STUPID.............
  • #30 Comment from wmtdcotton 
    8/27/06 10:44 PM Permalink
    I think that Miss Paris is CRAZY! she needs to grow up!! because that is no way to pick a friend.
  • #29 Comment from tngirl0912 
    8/27/06 9:36 PM Permalink
    what Paris is doing is finding out which of the superficial heifers that she hangs out with are backstabbers.  if a chick tells another chick that an ugly outfit is totally hot, that means that she wants her "friend" to make an a$$ out of herself in public wearing something tragic and possibly even face humiliation.  and Paris is right, no true friend would ever do that to her just to try to make herself look better.  that's soooo wrong.  so, right on, Paris!  she's probably smarter than she gets credit for.
  • #28 Comment from richidle 
    8/27/06 11:18 AM Permalink
    well tonite love we only dildos, an vibrators.
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