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John Mark Karr and the Chocolate Factory
GirlGoneLeBron: John Mark Karr wanted Johnny Depp to play him in his movie.
GirlGoneLeBron: And he also said that he’s a lot like Willy Wonka.
GirlGoneGrady: Which works since Depp played him.
GirlGoneLeBron: Except Karr thinks he's better with children than Wonka.
Is John Mark Karr really better with children than Willy Wonka? (Credits: AP)
GirlGoneGrady: Oh right that's hard to believe.
GirlGoneGrady: Yeah let me think about that.
GirlGoneGrady: A slightly eccentric man with a tendency to turn bad children into blueberries, shoot them up chocolate tunnels or zap them through televisions, but who always gives away plenty of candy and sometimes entire candy factories.
GirlGoneGrady: Or a suspected pedophile who makes up outlandish stories about killing six-year-old beauty queens while visiting foreign countries and harassing children there.
GirlGoneGrady: Despite all the weird candy-tortures, I would trust my kids more with Wonka than Karr.
GirlGoneLeBron: Duh.
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HERE'S MY HYPOTHESIS: .... THE DADDY WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE TEACHER.... THEY WERE LOCKED IN PASSIONATE BUTT-BUDDYING IN THE BASEMENT AS THE LITTLE GIRL TAP-DANCED IN. ....."UH OH" SHE SAID AS DADDY GOT ANGRY OUT OF CONTROL AND STRANGLED HER .... CASE CLOSED. http://www.cdbaby.com/addambo
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Don't they look alike.
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But they aren't going to. AOL never consider themselves wrong, and this blog will not be pulled, true or untrue.
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Hey, KJBABE2313, no, there is no evidence that John Mark Karr did make these statements -- just cooler blog junk. Besides, Karr has apparently made a lot of statements, especially lately, that are untrue so does it really matter if he said it or not? And all the while he made his outrageous claims regarding Jon Benet, Karr seemed to be enjoying his 15 minutes of notoriety. My point is that this is not the sort of story and this is not the sort of person that should be linked to Depp in any way. It's not like there was an actual movie role offerred to Depp. It's not like Karr is in the position to choose who should play him in a movie about his life. This entire premise is offensive to Depp and his family; it is also a disservice to Karr, who is clearly mentally ill. Karr is sick -- the things he says (or is reported to have said) should be kept between him, his family and his doctors. It is just wrong to take advantage of the mentally ill or try to tarnish a decent person's reputation, even by association and this is my perception of why this article was posted in the first place on the Cooler. I really think AOL should pull this article immediately.
9/6/06 2:51 PM