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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
3:49:00 PM EDT

The Cooler Presents: Unwanted on eBay

GirlGoneLeBron: Eww.
GirlGoneLeBron: Someone made a bronze sculpture out of Baby Suri's first poop.
GirlGoneLeBron: From her first meal of solid food.

Photo Credits: Daniel Edwards / Capla Kesting Fine Art


GirlGoneLeBron: And they are selling it on eBay for charity!!!!
GirlGoneGrady: Ohmigod.
GirlGoneGrady: First Kevin’s corndog, and now Baby Suri’s poop.
GirlGoneGrady: That’s just nasty.
GirlGoneLeBron: What don’t they sell on eBay?
GirlGoneLeBron: I mean uneaten food, Snakes on a Plane toast and Virgin Mary Grilled cheeses, it’s crazy.
GirlGoneGrady: Seriously
GirlGoneLeBron: Next thing you know they’ll be selling Britney Spear’s placenta when she gives birth.
GirlGoneGrady: Well they can’t sell Suri’s.
GirlGoneGrady: You know because Tom already ate that.



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  • #73 Comment from joko24 
    1/16/07 1:20 AM Permalink
    You people are freaks for even having an opinion about this.
  • #72 Comment from blue5ft3 
    9/5/06 2:15 PM Permalink
    That does not mean the Parents had anything to do with it!
    Lord leave the poor people alone, he did not eat the placenta, there is not a host or anyone that's worked with him that has anything bad to say about him, they all say how nice he is, including comments on THE VIEW today. So what if they don't publish pictures of their baby.  I hope that she is healthy and that they are very happy.
  • #71 Comment from bobbomills 
    9/5/06 11:30 AM Permalink

    "Dinner is served, Mr. Redstone."
  • #70 Comment from bellacharmed3 
    9/5/06 8:58 AM Permalink
    come on now we all know babies don't poop like that---gross-but it'all mushy and gushy damn that's Tom's those Sceiencetologists arevweird...well he is poor katie does he bronxe her poop or God only knows what else.. Run Katie Run! Before Paramount dropd you too....we shoulh have bronzed that muthafukin stingray that killed Steve Erwin.....my thoughts and prayers to his family and friends,,that is a world-loss
  • #69 Comment from llosier9 
    9/5/06 7:20 AM Permalink
    Baby poop isn't that big!
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