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August 2006
8/31/06
The Cooler Must Know: Where Do You Go After Poop?
8/31/06
YWTC: Jessica Simpson Shuts Up
8/30/06
Cooler Apology: Sorry Angelina, Shakira
8/30/06
The Cooler Presents: Unwanted on eBay
8/30/06
Janet Jackson Might Fluctuate, But Michael Jackson Got His Worse
8/30/06
YWTC: Britney Does Japan
8/30/06
Jessica Simpson Enters Newest Doomed Relationship
8/29/06
YouTube War: In the Bathroom
8/29/06
John Mark Karr and the Chocolate Factory
8/29/06
The Adventures of Hershey and Sharkie: The Corndog
8/29/06
K-Fed's Corndog for Sale
8/29/06
Paris Knocked Off Her Pedestal?
8/28/06
Irrelevant Stars, Extravagant Incomes
8/28/06
Conan O'Tasteless
8/28/06
YWTC: Charlie's Angels
8/28/06
The Curse of the Beatles Wives
8/25/06
G.G.G. 8.25.06
8/25/06
I Am African = Mixed Messages for the Children
8/25/06
Angelina Jolie Gets Her Angry-Teenager-Style Jack Bauer On
8/25/06
Is J-Lo Having a Baby??
8/24/06
YWTC: The Emancipation of Mariah's Abs
8/24/06
Buy Ashlee and Jessica's Childhood Memories
8/24/06
The Great Socialite Enigma
8/24/06
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Tom Cruise Is the Craziest of Them All
8/23/06
The Worst Idea Ever Award Goes To...
8/23/06
YouTube War: Newlyweds Vs. Chaotic
8/23/06
Does Britney Spears Hate Jessica Simpson?
8/23/06
Sam Jackson Can't Shoot All the Windows Out of a Movie Theater, People
8/23/06
YWTC: Jessica Simpson, Girl Metalmouth
8/23/06
All Aboard the Cruisazy Train, Next Stop Unemployment
8/22/06
The End of the World as We Know It
8/21/06
The Break-Up 2 (Starring Brad and Angelina)
8/21/06
K-Fed: Masterpiece Theater
8/21/06
What Would You Rather Do?
8/21/06
YWTC: K-Fed Is a Leg Man
8/18/06
G.G.G. 8.16.06
8/17/06
Haley Joel Osment: Back, and Ready to Party
8/17/06
YWTC: Rock 'N' Roll Lifestyle
8/17/06
The Adventures of Hershey and Sharkie
8/17/06
K-Fed to Lose Custody of His Fleet of Sharks
8/17/06
Did Vaughniston Implode???
8/16/06
What, Did It Steal Your Pic-a-nic Basket?
8/16/06
You + Me + Dupree - You = The Butterscotch Affair
8/16/06
Justin Timberlake Doesn't Realize That Taylor Hicks Is Justin Timberlake
8/15/06
YWTC: Jack "Jazz Fingers" Black
8/15/06
What Else Can You Find on David Copperfield's Island?
8/15/06
*!#@ on a Plane!
8/15/06
Expect Britney Spears to Have 20 to 30 More Kids
8/15/06
Girls, Girls, Girls
8/15/06
Barker Vs. Barker
8/14/06
Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens
8/14/06
How to Lose a Guy in Six Years
8/14/06
You Write the Jessica Simpson Song Titles
8/14/06
YWTC: Boy George Cleans Up
8/11/06
YouTube War: The PETA Ads
8/11/06
That Famous Lohan Entrepreneurial Spirit
8/11/06
GGG 8.11.06
8/11/06
Hope She Ain't a Golddigga, Kanye
8/10/06
YWTC: Nick Lachey and the Puppy Dog Eyes
8/10/06
The Worst Dressed Man in the World
8/10/06
Katie Couric, America's Paper Doll
8/10/06
YWTC: The Paris Review
8/9/06
They Who Truly Bring the Sexy Back
8/9/06
YWTC: Spandex Madonna
8/9/06
Angelina De-Brangelizing?
8/9/06
Suri Might Be More Real Than We Thought
8/9/06
Early 90s Children's Sitcom Stars Roundup
8/9/06
Why, Dave Navarro, Why?
8/9/06
VAUGHNISTON ENGAGED?
8/8/06
Is Reality Television Down in the Dumps?
8/8/06
Britney: The UnPhotoshopping
8/8/06
Gwyneth Does Her Part for Anorexia
8/7/06
YouTube War: The Proactiv Commercials
8/7/06
You Write the Paul McCartney Vengeance Lyrics
8/7/06
The Carnal Mystery of Paris Hilton
8/7/06
JenniferWatch: Breakups and Babies
8/7/06
Scarlett JoCowsson
8/7/06
Britney Breakdown?
8/4/06
Welcome to the Hotel Brangelina
8/4/06
CoolerHeads Present: This Week in the National Enquirer
8/4/06
GGG 8.4.06
8/4/06
Suri Vouch-Watch: Penelope Cruz Edition
8/3/06
YWTC: Sparkly TimberDance
8/3/06
Bad Parents Hall of Fame
8/3/06
'Lost'  Star Gets His Freak On Non-Stop
8/3/06
Elisabeth Hasselback Gets Her Angst On
8/2/06
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
8/2/06
Nick "Mensa" Lachey Taps MTV's Intellectual Elite
8/2/06
Is Star Jones Getting Divorced?
8/1/06
"He's Koo-Koo Dude. He's Absolutely Out of His Mind."
8/1/06
Harry Potter, Meet Mischa Barton
8/1/06
It Won't Be a White Wedding
8/1/06
Mel Gibson's Weird Hairline
8/1/06
Lindsay Will No Longer Make Beautiful Music
8/1/06
Who's Your Daddy?
8/1/06
The Alice Cooper Center for Kids Who Can't ROCK Good
8/1/06
YWTC: Snakes on a Sam
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Thursday, August 31, 2006
9:53:00 AM EDT

YWTC: Jessica Simpson Shuts Up



Check out Jessica Simpson. We were gonna write "Jessica Simpson Silenced by Laryngitis" but that sounded too medical. Got any better ideas? Take a look at the photo and post your captions below. Be creative and watch the language ... Jessica can speak no evil in her own defense.


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  • #1649 Comment from aa1afl411 
    1/25/07 11:44 AM | Permalink
    Thank goodness she held the sign up, it looked like a stroke to me!
  • #1648 Comment from jamester0691 
    11/26/06 9:09 PM | Permalink
    Jessica Simpson lost her voice, but what is sad- is that she thinks she has one
  • #1647 Comment from brownbear821515 
    11/26/06 7:08 PM | Permalink
    FINALLY,wishes do come through !!
  • #1646 Comment from brownbear821515 
    11/26/06 7:08 PM | Permalink
    FINALLY,wiahed do come through !!
  • #1645 Comment from damusicdiva85 
    11/26/06 12:53 PM | Permalink
    I lost my voice.  Can you donate me some musical notes?
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