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OlYellaCerebella: Nerve.com has an amusing humor piece right now about celebrity culture in the year 2033.
DishUpontheStars: Yeah, I saw that. Its premise is that after Nicole Richie's tragic death from "exhaustion" in 2015, her father establishes the Nicole Richie Memorial "Angel" Fellowship to help underpriveleged wannabe celebutantes who can't afford the ten thousand dollar cost of bottle service.
OlYellaCerebella: Nerve covered the basics... Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, etc. But I think they forgot a few key awards.
DishUpontheStars: They totally forgot the Brandon Davis Transition Fellowship. (It goes to fund the gastric bypass and reconstructive surgery of morbidly obese young men with demonstrable talent at trash-talking. Extra credit for interest in art history.)
OlYellaCerebella: And the Rachel Zoe Memorial Fellowship.To apply, send in a 5 minute DVD explaining how you would promote anorexia and sack dresses. Minimum age: 39.
DishUpontheStars: The Kirsten Dunst Dracula Fellowship. Awarded to candidates who have overcome physical imperfections (i.e. fangs) by distracting their peers with hideous, unflattering outfits.
Have any awards of your own to give out? Post them!
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YEAH... what SHE said!
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just have one comment..these stars that feel so much pressure to have their life so private from us, the public...well..who the heck do they think made them stars? Yes, it was US, the dreaded public. Take Jessica Simpson for instances, blaming her being a celebrity for ruining her relationships..give me a break! She's a airhead who attempts to sing, but its the public causing her grief? Does she still blame us on her shopping sprees spending the money the public helped her get? The moron.
How many stars would be upset if no-one paid them any attention at all? And who would help them get money for their expensive homes, etc. Jessica truly ticked me off. If her relationship with John mayer don't pan out, don't blame US Jessica, maybe he finally saw what a dumb immature idiot you truly are. -
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