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Our smarter, Road House-loving older brother alerted us to the profusion of 'Dancing With the Stars' YouTube videos this morning, and because we are weak people, we have watched many of them. This was a mistake, as two of them made us feel very uncomfortable, as though we had accidentally downloaded MILF porn in front of our mother, or had tried to revive our career via ballroom dancing if we were Tucker Carlson. And so we leave it to you, our fearless and always impartial readers, to answer us this: which clip makes you feel more sick and desperate?

                Jerry Springer                                                Tucker Carlson
     

Cast your votes below. Remember to evaluate form, technical mastery, rhythm, public persona of candidate and awkward, vaguely sexual facial expressions.

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• #26 Comment from bnannettec10 
  10/6/06 11:59 AM | Permalink

  You people who criticize the dancing are just jealous because you can't dance....give them credit for trying and most of the dancers on the show are very good....ballroom dancing is a lost "art"......the athletic ability of these people is amazing.... and they make it look so easy!  I personally enjoy it very much as I'm sure many other people do.....better than many other reality programs and how about those rap videos that are so degrading .....
• #25 Comment from gprplmnz 
  10/6/06 8:08 AM | Permalink

  
  Hey, I'm a dance fan!...
  
  Dancing is great for everyone!...Go out, dance your bod off...Have fun!...Have great joy in your body while you can!...it's not gonna' last forever...
  
  These guys and gals were havin' good fun!...
• #24 Comment from rell105187 
  10/5/06 1:37 PM | Permalink

  Jerry should go back to what he does best as should the Country Western gal singer....it doesn't mean they are bad people or that they aren't good at what they do...just that they are NOT GOOD dancers...!! As always it is a popular vote contest not a dancing contest..
• #23 Comment from broylesindn 
  10/5/06 9:30 AM | Permalink

  Dear God! Dancing with the stars! Just when you think tv has gone as low as it can, just when you think tv has hit rock bottom they come up with something even more boring and depressing than the other trash (reality shows) they already have. Its truly depressing to watch these people make such idiots of them selfs.
• #22 Comment from belindamtny 
  9/26/06 4:24 PM | Permalink

  Unfortunately for Tucker, he is involved in Politics.  Remember the Dixie Chicks just because they said they were ashamed George Bush was from TX in another country?  Petty, petty, and still petty.  Tucker deserved more time.  I'm a Dem too and I think Jerry . . . Jerry . . . Jerry should have been first.  Then that country singing chick.