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GirlGoneLeBron: Lindsay Lohan fell and broke her wrist.
GirlGoneGrady: Finally a real reason for her to miss work and go to the hospital.
GirlGoneLeBron: True, you can’t really fake broken bones.
GirlGoneGrady: But you can fake asthma, and exhaustion.
GirlGoneLeBron: Maybe a broken bone will become the celebrity excuse du jour.
GirlGoneGrady: Yeah, after a hard night of drinking excessively, a young celeb “accidentally” falls, breaks her wrist and can’t show up to the movie set the next day for work.
GirlGoneLeBron: And no more letters from the heads of studios or criticisms from every actor imaginable.
GirlGoneGrady: Why didn’t she think of this before?

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• #6 Comment from amayaandmorgane 
  9/25/06 10:41 AM | Permalink

  Umm...I have asthma...and you can fake it or you can spend four days in an emergency room not able to breathe.
  
  Thanks for that.
• #5 Comment from mysterytos123 
  9/20/06 3:10 AM | Permalink

  ADDAM BONGG HAS ONE PARTICULAR BONE THAT JUST CANNOT BE BROKEN..    http://www.cdbaby.com/addambongg2
• #4 Comment from nocturnia13 
  9/19/06 6:31 PM | Permalink

  I agree with the last comment, and plus fact who really cares about celebrites all that much? The true people who would care for her injuries are her FAMILY not some deranged psycho-obsessed fan who won't see her in another movie until next year and is emotionally broken down just because of THAT. She's a person, a really stressed out person, no less, but still a HUMAN BEING. Celebrites are people we see in movies, the characters we see on screen, WHO GIVES ANYTHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONAL LIFE?????? That only adds more stress to know they'll be judged on thier acting skills as well as who they are, why would anyone want that?
• #3 Comment from cjnlowe 
  9/19/06 8:36 AM | Permalink

  You all forget that at one point, most celebrities were just like us regular folks.  Then they get out there in the entertainment business and change.  You act like you could become a celebrity and be so much better at it.  You'd probably do something stupid and questionable too.
  
  former internet junkie and high school sophomore turned grammy winning pop star wears 4 inch stilletos, goes running down the sandy beach and twists her ankle!  Now she can't dance during her upcoming tour!  What WAS she thinking?!
  
  Plus, the media does tend to twist the story around...especially these gossip magazines.  The girl probably DID break her ankle unintentionally.  I saw a guy trip on his roller blades once, and when he landed he broke his arm in four places...STUFF HAPPENS!  If that can happen, then is it so outlandish that Lohan fel land broke her wrist.  She doesn't exactly have a lot of meat on her to soften the fall.  Get off it already!
• #2 Comment from dpoem 
  9/18/06 12:10 PM | Permalink

  Now, how is she going to drive her car while drinking, talking on her phone, adjusting her wiry hair, and flipping off the paparazzi with a broken arm?  
  
  I guess both her social life and her acting career are horribly crippled.  
  
  -Dan
  http://journals.aol.com/dpoem/TheWisdomofaDistractedMind/