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Sir, With All Due Respect, We Like Our Simpsons Plastic and Amoral
OlYellaCerebella: Here's a nice headline to kickstart the morning-- Reverend slams Simpsons: "Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither"
DishUpontheStars: Oh these naive men of the cloth. So good-hearted, so behind in the advances of modern plastic surgery!
OlYellaCerebella: Yeah. I mean, worst-case scenario, Ashlee's looking at a Paula Abdul style chest chasm. But that's still forty, fort-five years away.
DishUpontheStars: Frankly, I don't even miss the supposedly virtuous Simpsons. Jess didn't get interesting until she lost twenty pounds and started cavorting with professional Jackasses behind her husband's back.
OlYellaCerebella: And oh, that poor Ashlee. She certainly became more interesting after all that plastic surgery. Granted her appeal is that she's clearly a massive headcase. But appeal is appeal, Reverend.
DishUpontheStars: Yeah. Post-op Ashlee all the way! Wooooooot!
What do you think, Coolerheads? Did you prefer the Simpson girls before one got way less chaste and the other got way more attractive?
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Ah. His name is REVEREND BOB HARRINGTON. Who is he, anyway? What degree or intellect qualifies him as an expert on boobs and prostituting onseself to the media at any cost for money? And what is he doing looking at young girls' breasts and fixating on their sexuality about? Are these two the only dumb broads in Follywood to prostitute themselves for money? If they weren't such media whores I'd agree with people saying leave them alone, but they really both are talentless, witless, and offensive. Don't put it out there and shove it in the world's face and then get teenagers to stick up for you. Frankly, I don't hear any Simpson complaining about lack of money and worrying about paying the bills every month like the rest of us.
And kids, Asslee has a price. She did batmitzvahs in my neighborhood for a small tidy sum of money and was not very polite or ladylike about herself. So if your parents could afford her, you could buy her, too, YAY!, but don't expect her to be nice to you. She only does so much lip synching, gets her check and slinks away into her self-misery. No freebies or extras; those will cost you a bundle extra. Rev. Bob Harrington--were he a REAL preacher and not just another garden variety PERV has it all wrong! He should be preaching about people who will shame themselves and do anything for the right price! This has NOTHING to do with fake titties or real titties or titties at all. Has to do with money for anything. -
What on earth kind of "reverend" or "rearend" is looking at either or any woman's boobs and commenting on it? The Bible says you're not supposed to look or think about that stuff because it rots your soul and it's a sin that will send you to hell. Bible says there are far deeper and more important matters of the spirit to meditate upon. Ultra religious people cover up for that very reason; so as not to distract from matters of the spirit and one's salvation. What moron "Reverand" was that?
Frankly, I think the Pres. of Venezuela's comments about our pres. dubbUa Bushie were far more interesting, poignant and very, very amusing. Howzabout that? Besides aren't titties kinda boring by now? (okok, cavemen, don't say it.) But, really? -
hahahahaha i love froggypoo (yeah i dont remember the name sorry haha) hahahahaha oh right i hate both of the simpsons :)
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nah. just bored
9/22/06 1:31 PM