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Friday, September 22, 2006
10:01:00 AM EDT

We Skipped Rush Hour II, So We Weren't Aware Jackie Chan Had Become a Maniac


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OlYellaCerebella: So I'm actually not that into Jackie Chan's wacky-buddy-cop-martial-arts movies.
DishUpontheStars: No? Why not? They're hilarious.
OlYellaCerebella: I was always just such a big fan of his porn career that his blockbuster action-packed comedies seem so second-rate.
DishUpontheStars: Very funny.
OlYellaCerebella: No, seriously. First he goes on stage at a concert and yells at the audience while drunkenly singing. Now he brags about having  been in porn??? Porn???
DishUpontheStars: Well there's a simple explanation: he has lost his mind.
OlYellaCerebella: See, kids, this is what happens when you let Chris Tucker judo chop  you in the head too many times. You start telling everyone how you were in a dirty movie called "All in the Family."



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  • #5 Comment from jetstar227 
    9/26/06 5:44 PM | Permalink
    actually I've heard people say pornography is a form of martial art.  

                           Mick Kord
  • #4 Comment from campusmayhemking 
    9/22/06 9:44 PM | Permalink
    Hey white man!!! I'm getting tired of your "sex is dirty attitude". And I'm white. Ok he did porn a long time ago. Wooooooooo.
  • #3 Comment from olyellacerebella 
    9/22/06 4:05 PM | Permalink
    No, lisagarrison25. We would be afraid our haunches would jiggle. Also, gross.
  • #2 Comment from lisagarrison25 
    9/22/06 3:56 PM | Permalink
    So what if Jackie did porn, if you could find someone that wouldn't be embarssed to screw you on camera you probably would to!
  • #1 Comment from biggles800 
    9/22/06 10:10 AM | Permalink
    Actually, the movie was called "In all the Family". ;>)