Hearts on Fire, Crack Pipe Aflame

OlYellaCerebella: Not to be too meta, but God, with that title, I can't believe this post isn't about Whitney Houston.
LowCultureGuru: Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have some pretty big shoes to fill. Fortunately, Pete does more drugs than Bobby Brown.

While Whitney Houston finally managed to dump her dump her partner in crime,
Kate Moss is still left with her favorite golf-ball eyed n'er-do-well heroin addict.
At least he doesn't have methface! (Photos: WireImage.com)

OlYellaCerebella: I can't believe the foremost supermodel in the world is dating a man who does drugs even Whitney Houston calls "whack."
LowCultureGuru: Kate clearly thinks he's the hottest man alive.
OlYellaCerebella: Kate's clearly confused by the heat emanating from his crack pipe.
LowCultureGuru: You might as well face it, she's addicted to love.
OlYellaCerebella: Well, that's better than addicted to heroin. But she has a toddler. So only marginally better.
LowCultureGuru: I'm sure Pete Doherty is a really cool guy.
OlYellaCerebella: Heroin addicts usually are.
LowCultureGuru: But I do wonder if she couldn't have a go at finding a similarly cool guy for whom, when we heard he was caught possessing cocaine and cannabis, we would not immediately sigh withrelief, thankful it was only cocaine and cannabis.
OlYellaCerebella: Yes. When people are proud of you for doing drugs purely because they aren't crack and heroin, you really do have a problem.
LowCultureGuru: And when you experience that reaction, and you happen to be Kate Moss...it's time to cut your Bobby Brown free.
OlYellaCerebella: Dump him, Kate! Dump him and his big swollen crack eye.

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#16 Comment from reymony2001
11/8/06 3:38 PM | Permalink

EVERYONE HAS TO REALIZE THAT REGARDLESS OF MONEY, FAME AND FORTUNE THAT WHITNEY IS HUMAN JUST LIKE THE REST OF US AND SUBJECT TO THE SAME TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF LIFE. WE WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS ALOT OF MONEY SHE HAS NO WORRIES WELL WRONG, THAT'S THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL AND IT MAKES TEMPTATION IN HARDER FOR THE RICH AND FAMOUS BUT I STILL LOVE HER AS FAN AND I LIKE HOW SHE KEEPS IT REAL ON AND OFF STAGE SHE'S JUST BEING WHITNEY!!! STAY UP LADY HOPE TO MEET YOU ONE DAY A SINCERE FAN, FROM KISSIMMEE FLORIDA. AS THE GAME WOULD SAY ONE LOVE.....
#15 Comment from columbussimms
10/3/06 9:17 PM | Permalink

Some women LOVE the "baddest of the baddest" bad boys!
#14 Comment from outlawtag
10/1/06 2:04 PM | Permalink

DOESN'T MATTER IF YOUR RICH OR POOR , WHITE OR BLACK , FAMOUS OR NOT , HEROINE DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE AND ONCE OPIATES [HEROINE ]HAS A GRIP ON YOU , WATCH OUT . MOST PPL ONLY STOP WHEN THEY HIT THERE BOTTOMS , WITCH ARE DIFFERENT FOR EVERYBODY . TRUE OPIATES DO GIVE THE ULTIMATE HIGH BUT IT COMES WITH A PRICE AND THAT PRICE IS JAILS INSTITUTIONS OR DEATH NO EXCEPTIONS .
#13 Comment from lkramer81
9/28/06 9:46 PM | Permalink

Well birds of a feather stick together i guess struting your stuff on a runway and making mad loot is so hard you need to turn to drugs and retards, i feel bad for her girl but maybe she can make money off of a book after her mom snorts herself to death. <3
#12 Comment from dsrtss5
9/28/06 7:56 PM | Permalink

Instead of being a mom to her toddler daughter, she is running around with this loser! What a sorry excuse for a mom! Her child needs a mother more than this guy needs a "girlfriend".

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