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Tuesday, September 26, 2006
12:32:00 PM EDT

The Idea of David Gest Is Funnier Than the Past Three Seasons fo 'SNL' Combined

OlYellaCerebella: So what's funnier than 'Arrested Development'?


UPPA / ZUMA Press


DishUpontheStars:
Um...nothing.
DishUpontheStars: Wait. That's not true. Liza Minelli beating up David Gest during "alcoholic rages."
DishUpontheStars: Wait, no. David Gest having herpes.
DishUpontheStars: WAIT, no. Herp'd up David Gest concussedly embezzling Liza Minelli's money!
DishUpontheStars: Oh! Oh! Wait! Wait! David Gest LYING about getting beaten up and getting herpes, and then embezzling Liza's money, and then getting caught in a lie about how Liza Minelli beat him up and gave him herpes, and then having his fake lawsuit thrown out of court!
OlYellaCerebella: You know, that actually sounds strikingly credible as a plotline for 'Arrested Development.'
DishUpontheStars: Well, despite the balls out hilarity of all of this, I feel bad for Liza.
OlYellaCerebella: This just goes to show you...sometimes it really is a good idea to make Michael Jackson the only man in your life.


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  • #6 Comment from seany42o 
    10/1/06 2:57 AM Permalink
    viva la revolution, no?
  • #5 Comment from carlaandjeff9 
    9/29/06 6:50 PM Permalink
    oh my God, I can't believe the crap I'm reading. I think this has gone too far. What is our world come to?  I think all the celebrity hype is for the birds and we are just feeding into all this madness.  I can't believe that Nicole Kidman made 3 million dollars for a commercial. Well needless to say, that's another product I will not  be buying. If people thought about their choices, it would stop a lot of this crap. All these people making more money than can even spend in a lifetime.  These people are just getting richer by the minut and the common man is just getting poorer and poorer. And all this David Gest and Liza Minelli junk is so bizzare that it is really not newsworthy.
  • #4 Comment from torturedlies666 
    9/28/06 2:04 PM Permalink
    WHEN DID MIKEY JACKSON BECOME A MAN???? I KNOW WHEN HE BECAME WHITE AND PLAYED WITH LITTLE KIDS AND ALL THAT JAZZ BUT A MAN .. WHEN DID I MISS THAT?
  • #3 Comment from gvieto 
    9/27/06 11:48 PM Permalink
    This makes Terrell Owens insults of his former teammates look like compliments of the coach by comparison.
  • #2 Comment from dkush45618 
    9/27/06 5:44 PM Permalink
    I can't believe I actually read some of this stuff.Why is it so difficult to get some intelligent information from these "know it all" sources.I hate to say this but more and more I hope I'm wrong but this country is going down the tube.I certainly am not a prude having done all the things that everyone else has done while growing up,but the "smut",sex and implying sex is just too much.You wonder why the kids of today are not at all like the kids of yesteryear.That's it. I have said my piece.
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