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Friday, September 29, 2006
12:47:00 AM EDT

Anna Nicole Smith Gets Married to Lawyer

OlYellaCerebella: Anna Nicole Smith just sort of  got married, Pam Anderson style, in a pink bikini, on a boat, to her lawyer, Howard K. Stern, who is one of the men claiming to be the father of her newborn daughter, Danilynne Hope, in the Bahamas.
OlYellaCerebella: Whew.

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DishUpontheStars: This is the neverending soap opera to outdo all neverending soap operas.
OlYellaCerebella: Aaron Spelling himself would have been hard-pressed to write something more epicly soapy.
DishUpontheStars: It seems like getting married is her attempt to gain closure.
OlYellaCerebella: I think closure might require a paternity test. Some people are saying Anna and Howard got married so that Larry Birkhead would have less room to claim paternity under Bahamaian law.
DishUpontheStars:
You see what I mean? That detail never would have happened on 90210. Maybe on Dallas but never 90210.
OlYellaCerebella: Well, whateer the future may bring, I can only imagine what the poor woman is going through right now. I'm glad she has someone to lean on.
DishUpontheStars: I know. Best of luck, Anna Nicole!

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  • #75 Comment from a14kfoxeylady 
    12/25/06 5:08 AM Permalink
    I can't even imagine losing a child...hopefully she can get a little closure from all of the drama soon and try to just live her life in peace.

    Birkhead sounds like he might be an odd bird?
  • #74 Comment from ghetoredneck 
    12/22/06 5:13 PM Permalink
    three more surgeries and I'll be hot!
  • #73 Comment from alliedenvgroup 
    11/7/06 9:38 AM Permalink
    STOP GETTING MARRIED AND BE BY YOURSELF FOR ONCE. LIVE FOR YOUR CHILDREN AND NOT FOR YOURSELF. AND BY ALL MEANS LEAVE BOTOX ALONE IT IS REALLY MAKE A MARK ON YOUR FACE. IT IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON
  • #72 Comment from alliedenvgroup 
    11/7/06 9:37 AM Permalink
    STOP GETTING MARRIED AND BE BY YOURSELF FOR ONCE. LIVE FOR YOUR CHILDREN AND NOT FOR YOURSELF. AND BY ALL MEANS LEAVE BOTOX ALONE IT IS REALLY MAKE A MARK ON YOUR FACE.
  • #71 Comment from cpbm05 
    11/7/06 12:29 AM Permalink
    Well, Bmode you already gave her some of your time, posting about how she doesnt deserve any of your time..LOL..
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