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What Would Britney Do?
OlYellaCerebella: Radar is reporting that Britney Spears fired her publicist (Leslie Sloan-Zelnick) almost a month ago.
DishUpontheStars: That's great news for Matt Lauer!
OlYellaCerebella: I don't know how good it is for Britney though.
DishUpontheStars: Well, I'm sure her publicist didn't tell her to marry a waste of life backup dancer, gain 50 pounds, have two kids by the time she's 24, develop an embarassing public fixation with tigers and completely abandon her music career.
OlYellaCerebella: I know. She managed to do all of that even with one of the most powerful publicists in the country looking out for her. So god only KNOWS what we should expect now that she's unleashed for real.
DishUpontheStars: Maybe a celebrity cooking show. Where she just makes Frito pie, over and over and over, day after day.
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OlYellaCerebella: Maybe an assassination attempt on Christina Aguileira.
DishUpontheStars: A line of lawn ornaments.
OlYellaCerebella: Neverland Ranch finds a new famous patron, is renamed Tigerland Ranch.
DishUpontheStars: Sean and Sutton instantly devoured.
OlYellaCerebella: Britney comforted by Siegfried and Roy, who begin to look more and more like Elizabeth Taylor and Liza Minelli.
What kind of wacky behavior can we expect from a Britney Spears with no publicist to check her crazed and country ways?
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Like Carlos Mencia said ITS NOT COOL TO HIT THE WALL AT 24 DEE DE DEEEE. You're at the top of the music industry making millions, adored world wide then you go and marry a wannabe white rapper and get pregnant. Its so stupid her career is over lol I mean all these new britney Clones came out of the woodwork shes done. There is no possibility to regain that lost thunder. See Gwen Stefani and Madonna were smart they waited till their Careers were winding down to have children in their late 30s. When youre young and that huge of a star once you fall off the mountain its all over. Its definately not cool to hit the wall at 24
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Can we leave the state of Kentucky alone.....let her adopt NOLA. Oh wait didn't Brad "I am so sick of myself" Pitt already do that?
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spoiledcutie2587!!! shuttup... go away...
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I'm normally pro-life. but in this case i might differ.....
10/8/06 9:30 AM