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Paris Hilton + Travis Barker = Huh?
DishUpontheStars: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
OlYellaCerebella: I thought he was all "I'm wholesome family man guy. I spend nineteen hours a day at home with my kids. My wife is an amoral, sexually rapacious disgrace to wedlock."
DishUpontheStars: I mean, the guy likes him some trashy blondes. Shanna wasn't exactly Miss America.
OlYellaCerebella: Yes she was, actually.
DishUpontheStars: Um. Well, at least Paris hasn't been in Playboy.
OlYellaCerebella: She did have a pretty notorious role in the last great pre-Screech celebrity sex video.
DishUpontheStars: So then, for Travis, who is just looking for the love of a good woman and a mother for his badically motherless children, is Paris an upgrade or a downgrade.
OlYellaCerebella: Oh, upgrade, definitely. Paris is very maternal.
DishUpontheStars: Yeah. When that kid defecated in her bath water on the simple life, she deployed stellar mommy skills. I mean, who wouldn't have leapt screaming out of the tub?
OlYellaCerebella: Yeah. It's like, I love you, child, but dysentery would really make for some awkward clips on TMZ.
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Shaina must be having one heck of a time watching this.But poor kids,oh well thell have fun burning tapes of "Meet The Barkers"with mommy once she earns her coustady rights.Paris+Travis=one screwed up child hood for his kids. He must be a proud father knowing his kids will end up like lindsey.Thanks Daddy!!!!!
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Who says inbreeding has a down side?
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She's cute + and He's hot = Why not?!
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they were never a couple, just screwed around a bit, then that was that,
11/24/06 6:41 AM