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When You Can't Have Nick Carter, There's Always ______
A. Little boys
B. His younger brother
C. Stavros Niarchos
LouderThana Blog: Yo, Nick Carter's first girlfriend was that hot Florida teacher who slept with her students.
OlYellaCerebella: OH MY GOD
LouderThana Blog: right?
OlYellaCerebella: i want nick carter and debbie lafave to get married
Photos: Getty Images; Illustration: AOL News
OlYellaCerebella: immediately
OlYellaCerebella: on live television
LouderThana Blog: and then aaron can propose to her
OlYellaCerebella: do they have a 13 year old brother? because that might provide undue temptation in the house of carter.
LouderThana Blog:that would be such a swell looking aryan child
OlYellaCerebella: god. what happens to women after nick carter dates them?
OlYellaCerebella: the one gets engaged to his brother
OlYellaCerebella: the other has affairs with little boys
OlYellaCerebella: paris hilton... you know
OlYellaCerebella: it seems like he makes girls a little bit unhinged
LouderThana Blog: his brother dated lindsay lohan
LouderThana Blog: i think he's got the germ too
OlYellaCerebella: so basically you walk into the house of carter, you leave in a padded van
OlYellaCerebella: debbie lafave dated him for 18 months!
OlYellaCerebella: that's probably why she went so crazy
OlYellaCerebella: his brief relationship with paris didn't give the germ enough time to infect her properly
LouderThana Blog: i wonder if he ever dated Screech
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Nick Carter and The House of Carter show is even more pathetic than Paris, if that is possible. Washed up celebs can't make money anymore so the find some idiot to sponser a reality show. Just what we all want to watch, spoiled little psyco rich bastards in a fancy house, driving new cars complaining how bad their lives were because of mommy and daddy! Give me a break!
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debra is absolute scum for sleeping with that child! she is without a doubt a pedophile. however nick should not take the fall for something he did at such an early age after all could he really predict all this!!!!! i think not!
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Who cares if nick dated her when they were kids.. he dated Willa Ford at 16 so obviously this was before that.. Nick would've been what 14? You can't blame a kid for bad taste.. everyone dates losers at some point.. She went from Nick Carter to one of her students.. that's sad.
Don't get me wrong Nick has his own issues but I'll still be watching house of carters tonight.. rumor has it he's grown up.. he's still hot so we'll see.. but for real who picked his picture? yuck -
11/8/06 12:43 AM