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Saturday, March 3, 2007
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March 2007
Extra Idol Fan Support for Sanjaya
Everyone Is Entitled to Their Opinions
Too Bad, So Sad
In More Couples News
You Know You Watch Too Much Television When ...
YWTC: Ryan as Sanjaya
Harry Potter and the Final Cover
So Much for All the Beautiful Music
The Sanjaya Paradox
A Gift to Ourselves, Female Readers
The Cooler's Pregnancy Watch: Vanessa Minnillo
YWTC: Vieira's Spill
Mario Lopez, Come on Down!
If the Spice Girls Were to Ask, This Is What We Really Really Want
He Saw Her Face in a Crowded Place
It Was a Drug Overdose ... Just Accidental
Our Hearts Will Go On
Jessica Headed for Divorce Number Two?
Ashley Judd Suddenly Becomes Relevant in Our World
Rosie Picks a Fight With Someone Not Named Trump
DiCaprio Possibly Set to Marry Victoria Secret Model
The Cooler's Adorable Baby Sightings
YWTC: Ashley Loves Sanjaya
Congratulations, Britney!
What's Their Problem?
When She Said I'll Stay at Home, She Meant Brad Will Stay at Home
This Is Kind of How American Idol Works
Is Plastic Surgery Jen's New Friend?
Ryan Fills His Reese Void
YWTC: Steven Seagal
Watson Will Ride Her Broomstick Twice More
Bond, Dad Bond
On Her Way Back
YNTC: Summer and Vader
This Sort of Thing Happens to Supermodels Too
Past Pepsi Pusher Prefers Coca Cola
Reasons Why the Grey's Spinoff Won't Work
YWTC: A Peek at Waxed Simpson
Where Will Jolie Adopt/Birth Next?
Britney Spears Is Uncreative
This Is Getting Really Old, Really Fast
Can't We All Just Get Along?
Hey Jude, Don't Make It Worse
Simon Says Choose Me or Sanjaya
The Cooler's Pregnancy Watch: Demi Moore
YWTC: Michael Jackson
What Seems Like a Good Idea While Drunk at a Club Probably Isn't
Richard 'Platypus Man' Jeni, R.I.P.
Brad Delp
Save Britney!
Putting Jennifer Hudson in Her Place
Maggie to Help Erase Memories of Katie
Angelina Jolie Takes Over Where Julianne Moore Left Off
YWTC: American Idol Shocker
In Defense of Sanjaya
Lindsay's Back to Blonde
Tom Put Two Buns in the Oven
YWTC: Crowe Gets Serious
Britney Rehab Update
Look at Kellie Pickler's Idols
YNTC: Jake and Reese
More Anna Nicole Smith Babydaddy Drama
Maybe They're Just Upset Lost Keeps Getting Worse
One of These Things Is Not Like the Other
Hide Your Husbands and Your Children
The Cooler's Pregnancy Watch: Christina Aguilera
Kevin Makes Britney Look Good Again
All 'Idol' Contestants Are Naked Equal
Kimora and Djimon Already Old News
YWTC: Madonna Plays Dress Up
More Cute Baby Sightings
Weird Couple Alert (Altough We May Be a Few Days Late)
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Sitcoms: So Easy, Even A Caveman Can Do It
YWTC: Simpson Does Her Best Betty Boop
A Funeral Only Anna Nicole Could Have
Hudson's Oscar Gives Many Idol Hopefuls Easy Excuse
Britney Rehabbing
« March 2007 Archive
Sunday, March 4, 2007
1:24:00 PM EST
Feeling Sad
Hearing Money for Nothing

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FatManhattan: People in Tokyo are paying $3,500 to meet Michael for 30 seconds. And he might not even sing!

LoboGordo: That's absurd. Maybe it's a sting operation, when people show up to meet him, the police are going to arrest them for having too much money. 

FatManhattan: Then they could donate the money to the poor. Yeah, that'd be sweet, sweet justice.

LoboGordo: Who would you pay $3,500 to meet for 30 seconds? 

FatManhattan: I dunno, Jesus? Mohammed? Sinatra? Certainly not some has-been weirdo. You?



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  • #152 Comment from georgeaterrell 
    3/20/07 10:39 PM Permalink
    I WOULD PAY 3500.00 FOR BEYONCE TO SIT ON MY FACE!!!
  • #151 Comment from ditayl4 
    3/18/07 5:02 PM Permalink
    That would sure buy alot of Chili Nutterz.
  • #150 Comment from queenfave802 
    3/13/07 11:44 PM Permalink
    YOU PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THE F8CK UP AND FIND A HOBBY.
  • #149 Comment from idigonrush 
    3/13/07 4:08 AM Permalink
    ill pay 117. pre second to kick his ass
  • #148 Comment from bryceh16 
    3/12/07 3:39 AM Permalink
    Jennifer Love Hewitt baby....only if that money paid for sex...weather she liked it or not...preferabley not...
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