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GirlGoneLeBron: So I’ve read that it’s against Vietnamese law to adopt a child from the country as a single parent if you are living with your partner.
GirlGoneGrady: If you are referring to Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt is not her partner, he’s her baby-carrying machine!

Angelina can't carry all three kids by herself, she needs some help from Brad.
(AFP / Getty Images)

GirlGoneLeBron: Seriously, remember all that crap she gave Madonna about her adoption? And now she’s flouting laws as well, using her celebrity to gain preferential treatment.
GirlGoneGrady: But she’s Angelina! She can do no wrong!
GirlGoneLeBron: That is true.
GirlGoneGrady: I thought she couldn’t get any more perfect, stealing husbands was enough, but stealing babies too? Does this woman have any flaws?
GirlGoneLeBron: Ohh! She's taking up voodoo!
GirlGoneGrady: Well that settles it. She is the ideal woman.

Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Adoption, Cooler

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#60 Comment from littlepaul977
3/21/07 12:49 PM | Permalink

why does she go to other countries to adopt children they are alot of under privledged children right here in the good ole usa that need a loving home.
#59 Comment from brbamababe
3/14/07 12:01 PM | Permalink

IM FROM A SMALL TOWN IN ALABAMA. EVERY WHERE YOU LOOK PEOPLE ARE GETTING DIVORCED EVERY DAY. I COULD JUST SEE IT NOW!!!IF EVERY TIME SOME ONE IN THIS SMALL TOWN DIVORCED IT MADE FRONT PAGE NEWS IN OR SMALL TOWN PAPER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I KNOW THESE PEOPLE ARE FAMOUS BUT THEY ARE STILL PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU AND I; AND IN THERE OFF TIME FROM MAKING MOVIES THEY WOULD LOVE TO TRY AND LIVE SOME WHAT OF A NORMAL LIFE. ACTING TO THEM IS JUST A JOB. ACTING IS THIER CAREER A WAY TO MAKE MONEY, JUST LIKE YOU AND I GO TO WORK EVERYDAY TO MAKE MONEY.I WONDER HOW WE WOULD LIKE IT IF ALL OUR PERSONAL LIFE AND LITTLE SECRETS GOT PLASTERED ALL OVER THE FRONT PAGES OF SOME RAG MAGS . OR EVEN WORSE TV.

THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE ( HAVE A HEART)
BRBAMABABE@PEOPLE PC.COM
#58 Comment from brbamababe
3/14/07 12:01 PM | Permalink

IM FROM A SMALL TOWN IN ALABAMA. EVERY WHERE YOU LOOK PEOPLE ARE GETTING DIVORCED EVERY DAY. I COULD JUST SEE IT NOW!!!IF EVERY TIME SOME ONE IN THIS SMALL TOWN DIVORCED IT MADE FRONT PAGE NEWS IN OR SMALL TOWN PAPER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I KNOW THESE PEOPLE ARE FAMOUS BUT THEY ARE STILL PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU AND I; AND IN THERE OFF TIME FROM MAKING MOVIES THEY WOULD LOVE TO TRY AND LIVE SOME WHAT OF A NORMAL LIFE. ACTING TO THEM IS JUST A JOB. ACTING IS THIER CAREER A WAY TO MAKE MONEY, JUST LIKE YOU AND I GO TO WORK EVERYDAY TO MAKE MONEY.I WONDER HOW WE WOULD LIKE IT IF ALL OUR PERSONAL LIFE AND LITTLE SECRETS GOT PLASTERED ALL OVER THE FRONT PAGES OF SOME RAG MAGS . OR EVEN WORSE TV.

THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE ( HAVE A HEART)
BRBAMABABE@PEOPLE PC.COM
#57 Comment from idigonrush
3/13/07 4:06 AM | Permalink

really who gives a rats ass?????????
#56 Comment from craaziness
3/12/07 9:44 PM | Permalink

Tom didn't leave Nicole for Katie, he left her for Penelope Cruz when they were shooting Vanilla Sky, years before he even met Katie.

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