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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
8:05:00 AM EDT

Wish Suri Cruise a Happy Birthday


(AP Photo/AOL)

Wish America's most reclusive one-year-old a happy birthday in the comments below! And be nice ... she can't defend herself.

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  • #97 Comment from mek5237 
    5/2/07 3:53 AM | Permalink
    In Cruise's Scientology religion, instead of a birthcake for Suri, they light an orb on fire floating on chocolate liquer.  Then Tom and Katie give each other enemas to cleanse the negativity out of each other's souls to celebrate their daughter's birth.
  • #96 Comment from jas2960 
    4/30/07 6:14 AM | Permalink
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE SURI. YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED. DON'T TAKE ANY OF YOUR LIFE FOR GRANTED. I WISH MY LIFE WAS WORRY FREE FOR ONE DAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE!!!

    MAJESTA IN ALABAMA
  • #95 Comment from ustopacks 
    4/29/07 11:24 PM | Permalink
    Suri thank God you look like your mon.If you would have had yourdads nose I would feel sorry for you.
  • #94 Comment from chicachicana7 
    4/26/07 10:03 PM | Permalink
    Tom- Kate we need a cake for the baby
    Katie-I don't know how to make a cake
    Tom-Well learn because your a child barrering womon now
  • #93 Comment from toobad2btrue65 
    4/25/07 8:18 PM | Permalink
    Have a Happy Birthday Suri.  If Tom is your father, you better not get out of line or you will have a Scientology Birthday.  The best gift you could get is for your mom to kick Tom to the curb!
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