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Watch Out, England! Britney Sets Sights on Prince
GirlGoneLeBron: Britney is writing a letter to Prince William, offering her support since he’s going through such a public breakup.
Could Prince William make Britney straighten out? Maybe. But it won't happen.
(WireImage.com | X17online.com)
GirlGoneGrady: Oh how thoughtful of her.
GirlGoneLeBron: Maybe it will be the start of something for those two crazy kids.
GirlGoneGrady: Queen Britney! That would be cool.
GirlGoneLeBron: Crap I forgot. I think in order to marry the Prince you can’t have been divorced, unless the husband is deceased.*
GirlGoneGrady: Damn KFed, he ruins everything!
GirlGoneLeBron: It’s not like Queen Elizabeth would approve anyway.
GirlGoneGrady: True, if she didn’t like prim-and-proper sweetheart Kate Middleton, then she definitely wouldn’t let the vagina-flasher anywhere near the throne.
*Prince Charles’ marriage to Camilla was a civil service. We know her first husband, whom she divorced, is still alive.
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If you're going to insult her, at least learn to do so in proper English and Gammar.
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Dear William,
All you gotta do is marrie the next one have two kids with her.Then kick her out of the palace. Shave your head,do some blow, where a stupid ugly wig.Then you can hold on to your fame with out having stuf like a good singing voice.Like me.Take my and [Madonnas] advice and stay famous forever.
P.s. If you ever want to hit it just let me know.
I also know where to get the best blow. -
High she's thinking I'm tired of being a pop princess.I want to be a real princess.I'll be the first bald princess ever. The queen wont mind a little blow and can you emigine the wild parties I can through at the palace. I can't weight to crupt and defile william and his whole family. I can't weight till I can have a 3 some with him and his brother and the queen.
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Now that one will surely put the queen in the box!
5/2/07 3:42 AM