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GirlGoneLeBron: Why does the Queen dress so horribly?
GirlGoneGrady: Because she’s old?
GirlGoneLeBron: Still that’s no excuse.

Dear Queen Elizabeth II,
     Why are you dressed like the one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater? It’s unbecoming for the woman who holds sovereignty in 16 states to model herself after a bad 1950s song and an even worse 80s movie.
     Forbes estimates your wealth at around half a billion dollars. Now that’s a lot of cute hats, dresses and purses waiting to be purchased. Plus, as Queen, we’re sure any number of famous fashion designers would jump at the chance to dress you in something not so conservatively frumpy or purple. And we know you can afford it. Since you’re in the states for the celebration of the 400th anniversary of the Jamestown colony and to attend the Kentucky Derby, we thought we’d offer you our style advice. 
     Instead of the Purple People Eater look, may we suggest another movie to influence your style – My Fair Lady. What Eliza Doolittle wears to the Ascot Races offers the right amount of elegance for a woman of your stature and importance. (Also, it’s awesome) (Furthermore, happy posthumous birthday, Audrey Hepburn!)

(Everett Collection | Reuters)

     But if it’s a younger look you covet, check out Gabrielle Union and Jessica Simpson’srecent trips to the Derby. Yes Gabrielle is a little too J.Crew for the Queen, and Jessica has way too much cleavage showing, but overall they look cute and fun.

(Getty Images)

We hope what we've shown you tickles your fancy and that your time in our country is a good one!

Cheers,
The Girls

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