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Hello, My Name Is ... and I'm a Grey's-aholic

Mon, 14 May 2007 22:54:47 GMT

Dear CoolerHeads,
As many of you may know, we’re kind of obsessed with Grey’s Anatomy. But not anymore. (And this time it’s for real.) After struggling through the third season, watching at least three parents die, unbelievable hook-ups, (George and Izzy? Seriously?) a character’s departure and McDreamy turn into McA**hole, we’re through. The storylines have become so implausible we’re just wondering how long it will take before Meredith and the Chief get it on, and Izzy goes back to Alex, but not before having an affair with Cristina. It hurts us to watch anymore, and we can’t take it. Maybe that makes us losers, but we’re not afraid to admit to our unfortunate addiction. To help us get over the show we once loved, we’ve decided to found the first chapter of Grey’s Anonymous. Meetings will be held every Thursday at 9, where no mention of the Shonda Rhimes suckfest will occur. Everyone is welcome!

Love,
The Girls

P.S. We hate to say we told you so, Meredith, but you should have chosen McVet!

Too bad things didn't end up with Finn and Meredith as a couple. (ABC)

Tags: Grey's Anatomy, Cooler

YNTC: Michael and Whitney

Mon, 14 May 2007 19:44:42 GMT

According to reports, Michael Jordan and Whitney Houston were seen engaging in a little dirty dancing action. Is the beginning of a beautiful relationship? Maybe. But the least we can do to help them a long is give them a celebrity couple nickname.

Will Whitney and Michael be the next hot couple? (Getty Images)

Tags: YNTC, Michael Jordan, Whitney Houston, Cooler

YWTC: A Shrouded Prince

Mon, 14 May 2007 19:10:52 GMT

Check out Prince. We were going to write, "Prince apparently doesn't like his fans to see him during his performances" but that's not good enough. Got any better ideas? Take a look at the photo and post your captions below. But watch the language please.

(Getty Images)

Tags: YWTC, Prince, Cooler

Nancy Wants to Be the New Rosie

Fri, 11 May 2007 19:58:21 GMT

GirlGoneLeBron: According to Mediabistro, the reason that Nancy Grace left Court TV is because she wants to take over Rosie O'Donnell's spot on The View.
GirlGoneGrady: So basically, if she gets the job, The View will turn into a forum to discuss missing children. How nice.

Would Nancy make a good co-host on The View? (WireImage.com)

Tags: Nancy Grace, Rosie O'Donnell, The View

For Your Consideration: Celebrity Twins

Fri, 11 May 2007 20:36:02 GMT

GirlGoneLeBron: Is it just us, or do all these celebrities look so much a like?

GirlGoneGrady: Yeah, it’s kind of weird.

Renee Zellweger and Ellen Pompeo (Getty Images)

Evan Rachel Wood and Kristen Bell (Getty Images)

Johnny Depp and John Mayer (Getty Images)

Tags: Celebrity Look-a-likes, Cooler

Angelina Is Just a Little Bit Crazy

Fri, 11 May 2007 19:04:38 GMT

GirlGoneLeBron: I don’t understand why Angelina doesn't want to marry Brad!

Who wouldn't want to marry one of the sexiest men alive?
(Hana Kalvachova, isifa / Getty Images)

GirlGoneGrady: Yeah, I mean, I don’t like him, but you can’t really deny that he’s hot or that he’s good with kids. He even gives lots of money to charity.
GirlGoneLeBron: I know! He sounds like the perfect guy!
GirlGoneGrady: Except, maybe, for the whole adultery thing

Tags: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Brangelina, Cooler

It Takes One to Know One

Fri, 11 May 2007 16:46:37 GMT

GirlGoneLeBron: According to MSNBC, KFed dissed Britney’s rumored boy toy Howie Day, saying she must have pulled him out of the trash.
GirlGoneGrady: Umm, Kevin, where do you think she got you?

Britney reportedly met Howie Day in rehab. KFed doesn't approve.
(WireImage.com)

Tags: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Howie Day, Cooler

YWTC: Stallone's Party in the Back

Thu, 10 May 2007 16:49:29 GMT

Check out Stallone's mullet. We were going to write "Sylvester Stallone is all business in the front with a party in the back" but that's too clichéd. Got any better ideas? Take a look at the photo and post your captions below. But please watch the language.

(Mel Bouzad, FilmMagic.com)

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Tags: YWTC, Sylvester Stallone, Cooler

Michael Moore Under Investigation

Thu, 10 May 2007 15:25:43 GMT

The US Treasury launched a probe into Michael Moore's trip to Cuba, where he took ailing 9/11 rescue workers to find alternative medical treatment for his documentary 'Sicko.'

(Rebecca Sapp, WireImage.com)

Idol Top 4: Who Had a Bad Day and Has to Go Home?

Wed, 09 May 2007 21:03:52 GMT

We shouldn’t even bother trying to predict who will go home tonight. But we’ll stay consistent. The only thing Blake brings to the competition, besides the obvious, is his beat-boxing skills. Otherwise, he’s got no talent. For this reason we think he should go home. Unfortunately, being the only guy left for the tweens to scream over, that’s not going to happen. LaKisha’s lackluster Gibb performances and small fan base will ultimately doom her. But we may be back here tomorrow, tails wagging, if either fans send either Melinda or Jordin home.

(FOX)

Tags: American Idol, Blake Lewis, LaKisha Jones, Jordin Sparks, Melinda Doolittle, Cooler