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Thursday, April 13, 2006

NewsFight! | Mini Tribute Band Rumble



The "Who'd Win in a Fight?" game is a timeless time-waster. We like wasting time, but with a point. And so: NewsFight! We'll pick two candidates from a batch of daily newsmakers and pit them against one another and ask you, Feed readers, to answer: Who'd Win in a Fight? (Is that raising the level of discourse or what?) And so:

It's a holy month for many religions, and this is another reason to believe in a NewsFight! god: Two mini-KISS tribute bands are fighting over the right to wear the 'Mini-KISS Tribute Band' crown: "When the band's founder and frontman, 4-foot, 4-inch Joey Fatale, heard that the 4-foot Loomis had started Tiny Kiss, it was like a declaration of war
."

MiniKiss                   

Height:
Right around Tom Cruise
Age:
Timeless
Employer:
Rock gods
Strengths:
Audacity, face-painting skills
Finishing Move:
Gene Simmons Tongue Depression

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Tiny Kiss

Height:
Right around Mel Gibson
Age:
Who cares
Employer:
Rock devils
Strengths:
Mimicry, platform shoe selection
Finishing Moves:
Paul Stanley EyeStar Stare of Death




 

 

 

 

 

 





Previous NewsFights!

- Merdith Vieira vs. Katie Couric
- Naomi Campbell vs. Cynthia McKinney
- Sean Penn vs. Ann Coulter
- Kerry vs. Cheney
- Laura Ingraham vs. Keith Olbermann



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  • #24 Comment from louislou61 
    7/23/06 10:07 PM Permalink
    HAHA~WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FAT SWEATY GUY? GOT YOUR AZZ KICKED OUT OF THE HARD ROCK?  HA, WHAT A JOKE!! I HEARD BEACHERS WILL BE AT SOME 2 BIT CASINO!!! LOL~~YOU ARE A JOKE FATTY!!!!!!!!
  • #23 Comment from mgcjeremy1 
    6/28/06 3:49 PM Permalink
    Tiny Kiss is going to squash Mini Kiss.  When Beacher's Rockhouse opens up that place is going to blow up.  I personally know Wee Matt McCarthy from Tiny Kiss and he is probably the most entertaining dwarf you will ever meet.  He has 10 times the personality of any dwarf in Mini Kiss.  Just watch the Jimmy Kimmel video on the Tiny Kiss website and you will see what I'm talking about.  I predict that it is only a matter of time before Wee Matt McCarthy is the most famous dwarf in America next to Vern Troyer.  Once he gets on a show like Howard Stern you will see him completely blow up.  Mark my words!!!!!!!
  • #22 Comment from louislou61 
    6/11/06 9:44 PM Permalink
    hey fat sweaty piggy~~what happened? little kiss fell apart?? sweaty slob you are!! i heard you are banned from the casino gambling area!!  LOl~ what a fat mammas boy!!! you are a joke just like your side shows!!
  • #21 Comment from babylover121 
    5/22/06 9:24 PM Permalink
    Newest Headlines
    Tiny Kiss is falling apart!!
    Sploid.com
    Top40-Charts.com
    Just goes to show that we are #1!!
    Joey was called by Tim Loomis after the Jon Stewart Show. Tim apologized and said he felt guilty about all the lies he told. Tim said he couldn't help it, it was all Beacher telling him what to say!! He also admitted to Joey that they don't play their own instruments.
    Like Joey said in the beginning, this is all a publicity act for Beacher.
    To Tim From Joey: Like I said in every interview, you are a great guy. You have a good heart.
    go to www.minikissonline.com to see more.....
  • #20 Comment from louislou61 
    5/11/06 10:35 PM Permalink
    Who is the fat sweaty guy?? Isn't it true that your daddy left you lots of $$?? Now you have to try to cash in on little people!! making a complete mockery of MINIKISS!! How can little people work for that fat sweaty guy?? he calls you midgets!! come on guy's, i know you have yo make a living but don't let people make fun of you!! Joey Fatale has opened the doors for you guy's!! and this is what he gets in return!! You have sold your soul to the fat azz devil for $$!!
    Trust me, your act will fade and MINIKISS (the orininal) little people tribute band will prevail!!! And as for you fatty, we will see your fat ugly azz in hell!! MINIKISS  has the talent and tinykiss, i am sorry to say but you are putting on a freak show!!!
    I would not pay a penny to see you~~Hey Tim, I hope fatty is giving you good $$ because he is cashing in on you!! trust me, if you die tomorrow he will not shed a tear, he will relpace you and make $$ off of little people!! Little people should stick together but i quess $$ is tempting!! Good luck with your two bit vegas act!!
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