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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

NewsFight! | Prince vs. Simon Cowell



The "Who'd Win in a Fight?" game is a timeless time-waster. We like wasting time, but with a point. And so: NewsFight! We'll pick two candidates from a batch of daily newsmakers and pit them against one another and ask you, Feed readers, to answer: Who'd Win in a Fight? (Is that raising the level of discourse or what?) And so:

Prince's appearance on the 'American Idol' finale was blazingly self-promotional. Simon Cowell, not a fan of being ignored, took exception and said this about His Royal Purpleness: "It just tells you how selfish he is. He comes on, not a word - 'I'm not gonna sing with anybody else, I'm not gonna say goodbye.' Thank you for your generosity, Prince." Story

Tale of the Tape


Prince Rogers "Prince" Nelson Prince   
                 
Height:
An Apollonia smaller than Tom Cruise
Age:
48
Employer/Symbol:

Finishing Move:
Purple Reign

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Simon "Please, Only One More Year With Paula" Cowell
Height:
Pretty average, dawg
Age:
47
Employer:
Fox
Strengths:
50 bizillion people watch his show
Finishing Move:
Sarcastic Slam
















Previous NewsFights!

- Charles Gibson vs. Katie Couric
- Tom Hanks vs. The Pope
- Star Jones vs. Rosie O'Donnell
- Stephen Colbert vs. President Bush
- Ryan Seacrest vs. Paula Abdul
- Bill O'Reilly vs. Keith Olbermann
- MiniKiss vs. Tiny Kiss
- Meredith Vieira vs. Katie Couric
- Naomi Campbell vs. Cynthia McKinney
- Timberlake vs. K-Fed
- Sean Penn vs. Ann Coulter
- Kerry vs. Cheney
- Laura Ingraham vs. Keith Olbermann

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  • #16 Comment from passion05eph2 
    6/3/06 10:34 PM Permalink
    Leave Jennifer alone, oh my goodness. I bet she doesn't care anymore, and the media is just making itself look foolish, along with Jennifer, by making her seem like this sad little puppy stuck on Brad Pitt. I literally want to vomit. MOVE ON! The world is not about Brad Pitt and Angelina, nor is it about how "sad" Jennifer might be! Think she might have been through enough?
  • #15 Comment from gamegal4real 
    6/3/06 8:34 PM Permalink
    Anyone besides myself notice that remarks made by Simon Cowell's fans can't spell?  hahahaha  That says quite a lot
  • #14 Comment from gamegal4real 
    6/3/06 8:32 PM Permalink
    It's Simon Cowells show. Prince was there for Simon's ratings I don't watch the ridiculous show, but, I would have if I had known Prince was on it.  Simon accusing someone else of being arrogant????  Sounds like quite the hypocrit, oh wait, it's Simon, it's to be expected.
  • #13 Comment from originalfalcon05 
    6/3/06 4:26 PM Permalink
    All you people that said Simon Cowell could woop Prince are out of your minds! Simon can out talk Prince, but he won't bust a grape.
  • #12 Comment from z1ny 
    6/3/06 10:49 AM Permalink
    Oh people, admit it, YOU ALL LOVE IT.

    Prince is just Michael Jackson without the CHILD MOLESTING thing. And the plastic surgery thing. And the Bubbles the Chimp thing. And that thing where you buy your best friend's entire music catalog before he marries Stumpy the Attention Whore.....
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