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First Brazilian In Space

Lt. Col. Marcos Pontes, the first Brazilian astronaut, is due to return from his brief mission tomorrow. What do you think?

"I'm all for a Brazilian being sent into space, but that spacesuit left little to the imagination."
Natasha Nicholls, Hair Stylist

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If the Onion had asked you about Brazilian space travel, what would you have said? Answer in the comments section.

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#9 Comment from iluvcofe42
4/13/06 1:11 AM | Permalink

Ryan is a very intelligent man who is trying to make a living. Most of us try to make ends meet an are very jeahalous of those who succeed. Just think....If all of us had the chance to do something that we all lovs toe .... we would all love to d
Hats Off to Seacreast....I wish I had the gut's to do what I want to do in life
#8 Comment from seejey
4/12/06 6:17 PM | Permalink

Ryan is fittably (is that a word?) sarcastic, especially with Simon. I think that Ryan says what a lot of us would want to say if we had the chance, to Simon Cowle. (I have met them all, Paula, Randy, Simon and Ryan and why break up a working combination. Who would watch if they all said the same things and agreed on everything. Thats the whole point, Dah! Ryan stays and so do the rest of them, unless ofcourse Paula has another offer and there is a vacancy thats needs filling. I would love to fill the middle chair. What are my qualifications? I am a great dancer, singer and all american girl from the Midwest (still attractive at 50,) with a good sense of humor, give it some thought! Ciou'
#7 Comment from jpaqua
4/9/06 10:03 PM | Permalink

Ryan Seacrest has a pinhead and less than average intelligence. He needs to ride the wave and make all the money he can. Then, pop! He's gone.
#6 Comment from jpaqua
4/9/06 10:02 PM | Permalink

Ryan Seacrest has a pinhead and less than average intelligence. He needs to ride the wave and make all the money he can. Then, pop! He's gone.
#5 Comment from doogiemcc
4/9/06 3:30 PM | Permalink

I'd ask them why (when they interview people on the street) do they continue to use the same 6 stock photos, and assign them different names and occupations?

It kinda makes me wonder if the Onion is a truthful 'news source'.

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