The Feed - News That Doesn't Hurt

I heard a so-called expert on the Middle East and global politics make the following statement on CNN today: "We simply cannot, under any circumstances, allow a government which controlled by a religious zealot and his fanatical following, be allowed to develop and possess nuclear weapons."

So, Mr. Know-It-All, what do you suggest the peaceniks of the world, such as myself, do to rid the U.S. of those weapons?

It is astonishing to consider the only country history to deploy atomic bombs, the USA, which has been around all of 240 years, has the audacity to demand that ANY NATION abandon their nuclear aspirations.

If I were a citizen of Iran, and my leaders WEREN'T TRYING TO ENRICH URANIUM IN HOPES OF ASSEMBLING weapons of mass destruction -- I would be calling for their immediate resignation.

After watching the US bomb the beejesus out of Iraq, a country which boasted but a bumbling, babbling old butcher, holed up, literally, picking nits out his hair ... and, his two idget sons, UDAY & UDON'TSAY?, aka, Nit & Wit -- I would be stocking up on all the nukes I could find.  

I'll never believe we could not have captured the three sand-in-their-skivvies stooges, without having to destroy half the country, and killing over 100,000 Iraqi civilians in the process.

But, hey -- I reckon you can't have a REconstruction without first creating a whole lot of DEstruction, can you?

And then how would that poor old crabby couple, the Cheneys, have gotten by without the kickbacks from Halliburton?

Yeah, I know they got a refund of nearly $2 million from the IRS. But BIG DICK probably drops that much a year going to those "hunting havens" -- you know, the places Mr. Macho has been known to bag 75 pheasants in a day. Kinda like shooting fish in a barrel, only with birds, and they're snuggled into the brush directly in front of the "sportsman."

Still not quite sure how this particular activity qualifies as hunt