NewsFight! | Star vs. Rosie

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According to Page Six: "STAR Jones Reynolds has been told to hitch up her hefty wagonload of freebies and waddle off into the sunset." .... "It was always Rosie's condition of joining the show,and Barbara agreed to those conditions from the outset," our source said. The network and Jones are now concocting a face-saving scenario in which Jones will be touted as moving on to pursue important newprojects."

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Tale of the Tape

Starlet Marie "Give Me Free Stuff and I'll Plug the Living Hell Out of It" Jones Reynolds
Height: Impossible to tell due to ever-changing physical dimensions
Age: 44
Employer: Who knows
Mode of Attack: Plug plug plug plug plug
Finishing Move: Bridezilla Backbreaker

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Rosie "Boy George and 'Taboo' Were Brilliant" O'Donnell
Height: Taller Than Tom Cruise
Age: 44
Employer: ABC
Mode of Attack: Start nice, end viciously
Finishing Move: Headshaver Hold

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#123 Comment from custeichen
9/20/06 12:52 PM | Permalink

Because
of Rosie, I will no longer watch "The View"!
#122 Comment from astynax24000
9/20/06 12:34 AM | Permalink

OMG! PIE EATING CONTEST!!!!!!! : p
#121 Comment from chasnbritt
9/6/06 1:14 PM | Permalink

Re Star vs. Rosie, its truely Star vs. Babs then Rosie. Babs knew all along that Star wasn't getting a new contract and she made up the thing that her numbers were down. Well, if Star's were down, so was the show! Also, Babs wanted to fabricate the reason why Star was not getting a new contract, but Star and the prosecutor in her strived to get her word in as she "viewed" it. And as Rosie is concerned, I don't see her catapulting The VIEW with astronomical viewership. Yes, Babs brought in a minority, but of the gay persuassion and not etnic. But that does not matter if the content and entertainment is good. In the future I see Rosie and Joy mixing it up, plus Elizabeth has her puritanical view of the world that I'm certain will clash with Rosie's lifestyle. Star will be alright, for she's a lawyer who has proven herself already. Plus I'm certain someone will knock on her door to seek her expertise, so she'll be alright. And as far as Star seeking and getting promos with her wedding, why not? Many in the media and entertainment world always gets free stuff for a second or two of plugging it. So what the Hell, she's a celeb and I'm certain those who gave her stuff to plug or place strategically got their dollar$ worth and nobody twisted a arm. Just imagine all the gifts and free things Babs got over the years of inter- viewing presidents, entertainers, despots, etc. Those who have get more and those who don't have get the shank. And, yes, Rosie got her share of free stuff, too, when her own show was on. The only thing Rosie hasn't got was the will- power and wherewithall to lose weight. And you can't tell me she isn't vain enough to want to slim down and stay down. And she badmouthed Star for wanting to look her best, slimmer waistline and breast augmentation aside, despite how it was achieved. Star has a new husband, et al, and I'm sure she has not left h
#120 Comment from sgbarker77
9/5/06 10:02 PM | Permalink

Well, I can see that I was pretty much on the money with my e-mail to Ba-Ba. I said,"Do you hear it Barbara? All those doors slaming? Because you just lost a whole shit load of viewer!"
#119 Comment from gszarmf
9/5/06 2:14 PM | Permalink

After watching The View today with Rosie, I can say they will probally gain some viewers - - - - - ALL GAY DYKES. I just wonder who on the View Rosie will try to make out with next, my guess will be JOY.

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