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The Onion | Running to Rehab



Every day, The Onion hits the streets and asks people to weigh-in on the most pressing issues facing the country. We'll be serving it up to you every day, so keep coming back.

Kennedy Re-Enters Rehab

After a 3:00 AM car accident in downtown Washington, DC, representative Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) returned to a rehab clinic in Minnesota for treatment. What do you think?

 

  "My Dad used to say it's not summer until a Kennedy drives on the sidewalk. Well, he's out planting his garden now."
  David Berger, Street Sweeper

   



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If the Onion had asked you about Kennedy in rehab, what would you have said? Answer in the comments section.




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This entry has 16 comments: (Add your own)
  • #16 Comment from gbentz2000 
    5/12/06 4:32 PM Permalink
    Just think one day this man will lecture the country just like his daddy.How lucky we are
  • #15 Comment from aledelec 
    5/11/06 3:11 PM Permalink
    I'm just glad that, for once, a Kennedy man with a crash in his future was stopped before he could drown a perfectly good blonde.
  • #14 Comment from gbentz2000 
    5/11/06 9:26 AM Permalink
    AS some wise person once said it is not summer unless a Kennedy drives on the sidewalk.I guess we start planting flowers.
  • #13 Comment from johnmac665 
    5/11/06 8:34 AM Permalink
    "Rep. Patrick Kennedy claimed he was addicted to prescription drugs and checked himself into the newly opened Kennedy Wing of the Mayo Clinic.

    ...
    Coming right on the heels of a three-year witch-hunt directed at Rush Limbaugh for an addiction to prescription drugs (because of his politics) — as well as the continuing threat to put Tom DeLay in prison (because of his politics) — you would think there would be at least some serious discussion of prosecuting the young Kennedy for his addiction to prescription drugs, too."


    Read the whole thing at:


    http://www.anncoulter.com/
  • #12 Comment from breeze622 
    5/11/06 12:45 AM Permalink
    I think the laws should be the same for every citizen.  I can't believe he wasn't given a sobrietary test, especially with the Kennedy name.

    What really puzzles me is he said he was on Ambien and can't remember anything.  BUT THE ONE THING HE DOES REMEMBER --  IS THAT HE WASN'T DRINKING.  I guess Ambien allows us to remember what we choose to remember.  Stop blaming Ambien - or better yet if you have a problem with it stop taking  it!

    Why do we  let the guys that have the money and political clout get away with everything??? Its just not fair to the poor "nobody" that gets arrested, looses his license, has to pay fines he can't afford, ends up on probation, ends up with a criminal record and possible looses his job because he can't get to work.  Welcome to Politics 101.
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