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Every day, The Onion hits the streets and asks people to weigh-in on the most pressing issues facing the country. We'll be serving it up to you every day, so keep coming back.

 

Libya To Help U.S. Spread Democracy 

Libya says it will work with the United States to spread democracy. What do you think?

 

"If we really want Libya to help spread democracy, we’d better give them their weapons back."


Michael Daloway, Cable Installer

   

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If the Onion had asked you about Libya spreading democracy, what would you have said? Answer in the comments section.








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This entry has 4 comments: (Add your own)
  • #4 Comment from z1ny 
    5/20/06 5:30 AM Permalink
    ahh, another pseudo-intellectual rant from johnmac665, the one who calls East-Asians "Orientals."
  • #3 Comment from aledelec 
    5/19/06 3:19 PM Permalink
    I think Libby's best product is the canned peaches.
  • #2 Comment from johnmac665 
    5/18/06 3:40 PM Permalink
    Maybe Satan will make Libya get a Republic?
  • #1 Comment from johnmac665 
    5/18/06 3:35 PM Permalink
    Democracy in Libya.  The concept of Republic and Democracy is founded in education and higher orders of thought with a lot of firearms for the masses.  Keep and Bear Arms is a right of the United States citizens (an add-on after militia was defined in the body of the Constitution where the people must embody the ability to defend themselves from anyone or anything): it is the law.  It is because the King does not appreciate the dirty letter called the Declaration of Independence, and then the King has people hanged and beheaded (hmm, Islam in Libya).  To make it work, they need education and lots of firearms among the people, otherwise they are another oligarchy tribal system who finds true freedom in anarchy as they must overthrow their father's nation that oppressed everything to control the masses and repeat (regeneration of society comes from anarchy without Republics where regeneration and renewal comes from elected leadership that changes).  It is an old myth that the father must die for the son to be free to move about and decide: Darth Vader claims Luke "I am your father," and Luke discovers Darth is mean and must die--the myth and metaphor translates into wicked society that does not embody value of the citizens with civil rights and elected leadership--that are absent.  In Libya to pass the ammo would help create a republic.