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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Breaking News | Farewell, Beloved Splash



"Technically speaking, one can execute a cannonball from the side of a pool. Take two steps, leap, kerplunk. But that is nothing."

- Texas Outlaws Cannonballs

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"A St. Louis politician, whose ads promoting his campaign for the state house describe him as a "devoted father," owes more than $7,000 past due child support payments."

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People like Reba McEntire and the women from The View are taking swipes at the Dixie Chicks



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  • #25 Comment from herbsusans 
    5/29/06 8:15 PM Permalink
    Has anyone noticed that NOWHERE IN THESE ARTICLES DOES IT SAY THAT TX OUTLAWED CANNONBALLS? All they did was get rid of a high diving board.  But still, Katie Moore IS an overproective soccer mom.
    I live in Texas, and I went to a public pool last weekend.  I did about a dozen cannonballs, but neither lifegaurd (and believe me, they were overprotective lifegaurd) said anything.
  • #24 Comment from catrox123 
    5/28/06 5:24 PM Permalink
    Calling all Texans! Go to your local public pool. Round up a group of rebels, and plan a mass cannonball attack!

    We must not let uneducated overly-protective soccer moms rule our lives!

    Join me in the revolution!

  • #23 Comment from sw3254 
    5/26/06 11:33 PM Permalink
    RE:Star Jones leaving the View, sure hope  this is not just rumor. definitely time for her to move on to bigger and better things. allow these er  ladies to be more relaxed and comfortable to make snide remarks and comments with OUThaving to mince thier words...  ROSIE WILL BE TACTLESS..
  • #22 Comment from rustyphipps1 
    5/25/06 9:59 AM Permalink
    Great, now there are swimming pool police to go along with the slopoke police.  From L.A. to Texas it has become obvious that if you take too long to walk across an intersection or jump into the pool incorrectly, then you are considered a lawbreaker and will be cited for your dastardly crimes.
    Has anybody besides myself grown sick of our country's collection of stupid laws? I think we need to demand that our tax dollars be spent in a more productive way, like catching murders, dope peddlers, and ungrateful illegal immigrants. Gosh mabey we should insist on the police actually abide by their own code of 'to protect and serve' Protect us from the crooks and serve the people.
  • #21 Comment from councilchef 
    5/25/06 9:23 AM Permalink
              reba and the  mongrel trash from the view have no right to critize any one
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