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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

The Onion | Pluto Plunked


Every day, The Onion hits the streets and asks people to weigh-in on the most pressing issues facing the country. We'll be serving it up to you every day, so keep coming back.

Pluto Not A Planet?

Scientists from around the world are convening this week to decide whether or not Pluto fits the definition of a planet. What do you think? 

"I just hope I'm not around when the news finally hits Pluto in 4,000 light years."


- Brenda Dobbs, Unemployed

   


- Go to The Onion to read more quotes

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If the Onion had asked you about Pluto being a planet, what would you have said? Answer in the comments section.



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This entry has 24 comments: (Add your own)
  • #24 Comment from forcelaw 
    8/16/06 6:39 PM | Permalink
    If they'd asked me, I'd have told them this is BS.  Pluto is a DOG and I'm SICK of these antiChristian "scientists" trying to braindwash our kids and make them worship Osama.
  • #23 Comment from pkonk 
    8/16/06 1:17 PM | Permalink
    Don't be silly. Pluto is Mickey's dog.... Next?
  • #22 Comment from gamillions 
    8/16/06 11:59 AM | Permalink
    I HAVENT SLEPT IN 30 DAYS NOW FOR WORRYING WHETHER OR NOT PLUTO IS A PLANET.  WHAT AM I TO DO?  PLEASE SOMEONE END THIS HORRIBLE QUESTION.
    IF THATS ALL PEOPLE HAVE TO DO IS WORRY ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS...GO TAKE ANOTHER VALIUM...........SILLY MAN.
  • #21 Comment from ari0006 
    8/16/06 10:44 AM | Permalink
    Screw France, and the muslims.  If they don't like it, they can cut their throats.
  • #20 Comment from mom49rfan 
    8/16/06 10:40 AM | Permalink
    Pluto is not a planet , it is Mickey Mouse's dog!
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