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Possessions of Theodore "The Unabomber" Kaczynski seized by FBI agents, including typewriters, hand tools, and a briefcase containing his diplomas, are to be put up for auction by court order. What do you think?

"Isn't this Internet auction exactly the type of thing he warned us about in his manifesto?"

- Wilhelm Prediger, Plumber

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• #5 Comment from johnmac665 
  8/16/06 4:32 PM | Permalink

  The Unabomber's things are being auctioned?  Any rabbit bones of what he was living upon?  Speaking of queer:
  
  
  At least these states banned gay marriage leading to a new round of morality, but the problem is the wicked also accuse their own sins and freedoms, hypocrites they are:
  Oregon, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Ohio and Utah.
  
  
• #4 Comment from rogdodger1 
  8/16/06 3:10 PM | Permalink

  So what? what's the diff between the internet sale and a yard sale? With the net, we can get more dough back into federal coffers and maybe lower the federal deficit a few more nickles.
• #3 Comment from rogdodger1 
  8/16/06 3:10 PM | Permalink

  So what? what's the diff between the internet sale and a yard sale? With the net, we can get more dough back into federal coffers and maybe lower the federal deficit a few more nickles.
• #2 Comment from pkonk 
  8/16/06 1:10 PM | Permalink

  He's a great poker player with a very cute (not to mention famous) girlfriend.
• #1 Comment from belgflor 
  8/16/06 12:27 PM | Permalink

  Is FBI surveillance included with the winnings?