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August 2006
Write the Headline | Katrina Dog
Minister of Culture | Where Rubber Meets Water
Ask the Feed
Pilot toilet trip drama, Hurricane John and More
Living in Spin | Hip-Hip-Hypocracy!
Breakin News | It's a Miracle
Employee of the Day | Senator Tubes Clogs Intrawebs
A.M. Links | Bush's Brain Shrinking?
Look, Today's Photo Is Juicy
Breakin News | School's Out for .... er Fall!
Fantasy or Football Quiz
Hurricanes, The 9/11 Report and The Black Dahlia
Rita Cosby Watches Her Career Drive Off...
A.M. Links | Tongue-o-vision!
Today's Photo Is Heartbreaking
CBS' Remarkable Waist Removal Plan
Video of the Day | Um, Your Mic Is Hot
Employee of the Day | 420 In Police Yard
Breakin News | Yes Men Strike Again
A.M. Links | Time To Joke About Katrina?
Look, Today's Photo Is Going To Blow By You
Video of the Day | Plan B
Write the Headline | Giantess
The Onion | Muscle-Car Miracle
A.M. Links | Kids These Days
Vieira Sounds Off on 'The View'
Look, This Photo Is Fast, Real Fast
Oh boy
Write the Headline | Creepy McKreep Flies Again
Employee of the Week | You Pick'em
STuBY | 8.26.06
A.M. Links | Osama Caught Near the White House
Look, Today's Photo Is Cloudy and Scary and Strange and Cool
Employee of the Day | One for You, Two for Me
Breakin News | Teen Saves Family Life By Stabbing Intruder
Minister of Culture | Stripping and Funerals: Bad Juju
Most Popular News | Pluto, Italy and Someone Named JonBenet
Living in Spin | Giddyup, Coulter
Look, Today's Photo Has Statues
A.M. Links | Wolf Gets Blitzed
Video of the Day | Luckiest Skydiver Ever?
Write the Headline | Bush Screams for Ice Cream
Employee of the Day | Senior Tradition Gone Wrong
A.M. Links | 10,000 Reasons Why We're Doomed
Lauer, Above the Law, Nabs Lafave
Look, Today's Photo Is Tranquil
Daily Show Investigates Snakes on a Mutha#$($*! Plane
Jet Crash Overtakes JonBenet
Write the Headline | Keg Press!
What's Going on in This Ad?
A.M. Links | Jiffy Lube - Not So Spiffy
Look, Today's Photo Is Hopeful Mixed With Tension
Dear Whitney, I Love You. XOXOXO, Osama
Most Popular News |Terrorists, JonBenet and Federer
Employee of the Day | The IRS Needs Help
The Onion | Confessions of the Tabloid Stars
A.M. Links | Crashing for a Blue-Light Special
Look, Today's Photo Is Fountain-y Goodness
Elle vs Heidi - Battle of 'The Body'
Employee of the Week | You Pick'em
Look, Today's Photo Is Totally Rad
STuBY | 8.18.06
A.M. Links | What Do You Get a Goat Bride?
It's All JonBenet
The Minister and the Macaca
John Hodgman's Best Infomercial Ever
So Long, Sploid
A.M. Links | Best Detective Ever
Katherine Harris, You've Done It Again!
Bush Rides a Hog
Look, Today's Photo Is Dreamy
Breakin' New | Cops Try To Massage the Law
Judge Blind To Justice?
The Onion | Explosive Unabomber Auction
Men Survive 9 Months on the Open Sea
The Flying Macacas
A Universe In Your Head
Look, Today's Photo Is Meditative
Could You Say No To This Face? Those Shoulders?
The Onion | Pluto Plunked
Most Popular News Stories Out There
A.M. Links | Another Reason for Implants
Ahmadinejad Blog a hoax?
Look, Today's Photo Is Incredibly Painful
The Onion | Crash of the Penguins
NASA, True Rocket Scientists
Castro and Chavez: Perfect Together
The Most Popular News Stories Across the Intrawebs
A.M. Links | Stephen Baldwin Seems Nearly Insane
What If 9/11 Never Happened?
Look, Today's Photo Is Ridiculous
Employee of the Week | You Pick 'Em
Breakin' News | We're Queasy: Cindy Sheehan Sex Scandal
The Only Way To Deal With Airport Lines and Liquids
STuBY | 8.11.06
A.M. Links | If You're Serious About Nuking a Part of the World...
Look, Today's Photo Is Flexible
Minister of Culture | Your Photos Are No Good Here
Breakin' News | Interview Gets Heated Part 2
The Very Most Popular News
NewsFight! | Lieberman vs. McKinney
A.M. Links | 30% of Us Don't Know When 9/11 Happened (!)
Look, Today's Photo Is Mooning the Intrawebs
Cynthia's Wild Night
The Onion | Ney Ney Ney, Goodbye
We Can't Believe What We're Seeing
Employee of the Day | Judge 'Hawk
A.M. Links | Recruiting Cheaters
Look, Today's Photo Is a Middle-Eastern Maxfield Parrish
Breakin' News | Get Ready for Some Nukes on Aug. 22nd
Employee of the Day | Order in the Court: 4 Tequila Shots
The Very Most Popular News | 8.8.06
Santa and His New Reindeer
A.M. Links | Cops Chase Beloved Donut Truck Part II
Florida Politics: Like a Chair to the Face
Look, Today's Photo Is BMX'ing Through Entropy
The Onion | Small Business
The Very Most Popular News
Katherine Harris Gets Her Some Possum
A.M. Links | Swayze Has Mel's Back
Breakin' News | Guy Behind 'Girls' Videos
You Write the Headline | Bridezilla Unleashed!
Employee of the Week | You Pick'em
The Very Most Popular News
Minister of Culture | When Flesh Meets Mesh
STuBY | 8.04.06
Video: Big Oil Infiltrates YouTube
A.M. Links | Rock and Treadmills Together Again
Vitamins That Kill
Look, Today's Photo Has Balls (Colorful Ones Too!)
You Write the Headline
The Onion | Crazy From the Heat
Employee of the Day | Emergency: Drunk Ambulance Driver
A.M. Links | 9/11 NORAD Tapes Are Unnerving
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Gets Intense
Look, Today's Photo Is Hunkered Down
Employee of the Day | Cooking Your Passengers
You Write the Headline
The Very Most Popular News
The Onion | Farewell Fidel?
A.M. Links | Senators Like Their Elevators
Video: Tensions Overflow During Interview
Look, Today's Photo Has Willpower
The Very Most Popular News
You Write the Headline
Breakin' News | Churches Bankrupt Town
The Onion | Health care for All
A.M. Links | The Actress and the Serial Killer
Look, Today's Photo Makes Us Jealous
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Fantasy or Football Quiz





Laveranues Coles: Wide Receiver for the New York Jets or Sword Master for the House of Atreides? 
 
Glossu 'Beast' Rabban:
Defensive End for the Oakland Raiders or Demon Ruler of the Butlerian Jihad?
 
When Frank Herbert's 'Dune' appeared in 1965, little did the world know that it would become the best-selling Sci-fi novel of all time; nor that it would influence the naming of an entire generation of professional athletes.
 
No, we're not on Spice. Check it: All across America, wearers of Authentic NFL Player Jerseys and wearers of Cellular Headsets are debating into the wee hours over whether Franco Harris was (a) a running back for the Steelers or (b) sixteenth leader of the Zensunni Free-Men, successor to the legend of Selim.
 
Still confused? Help set the record straight by taking the FEED's Fantasy or Football Quiz. The fate of the universe is in your hands.






























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  • #2 Comment from klausdmk 
    8/30/06 2:36 PM Permalink
    Fantasy football and fantasy games in virtual reality. What is real and what is not real. Science demonstrates to us what is real. PBS TV show presented scientist studying the future of our universe. The Big Bang explosion of Super Nova measurement to determine if the universe is expanding or contracting as would be indicated by the law of gravity. Findings indicate objects in the universe are traveling outward driven by an energy from vacuum of our universe. Not suppose to happen base on scentific knowledge. The driving energy is from God not within our universe. Scriptures in the Bible say God made all things, nothing exists  without God. God was manifested to us in Jesus Christ in whom we have the knowledge of truth.
  • #1 Comment from milfforbreakfast 
    8/30/06 1:42 PM Permalink
    I am sorry...I was looking for porn...