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Monday, June 25, 2007
9:23:36 AM CDT
Feeling Happy
Hearing Tin McGraw & Faith Hill - I Need You
King Snake June 24th, 2007
Howdy Yall N Welcums On Back Ta Anudder
Xcitin' Epersode Of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
Welp Yall, Lil' Shoot ~n~ Muhsalf done been out on da prowl critter huntin' over dem last few weeks sinse dat las epersode ~n~ on our lil' ol' expadishuns round da place heah, we rumbled up on a few lil' critters ta shows ya.
Na as ya prolly knows, itz summahtyme round heah, ~n~ summahtyme means matin' season, well fer most of da lucky thangs anyway. So wit matin' season bein' heah, dem critters iz matin' heah ~n~ der ~n~ everwer pretty much, deys so much dang matin' goin' on around heah than dey wuz at Woodstock, ~n~ bout jus as wyld too Ahma reckonin'. So wit dat sayed, alots of our pics iz critters layin' dey eggs, or stuff such as dat ya know. Ok Ah lost muh train of thawt heah, forgot wer Ah wuz headin wit dat, so now whut ya say we jus git on inta it?
Aight now, N dis heah firs pikshure, me ~n~ Lil' Shoot's dun caught us up a Spotted King Snake whut got himself in a pickle whilst tryin' ta cross da road out ~n~ front of our house yestiddy. It seems dis lil' feller wudn't totally committed ta crossin' dat der road, ~n~ decided halfway out der when dat truck wuza comin' dat he'd just c'mon back. But it didn't werk out fer him, he got himself a lil' scuffed up, but not ta worry, nuttin' major, me ~n~ Lil' Shoot rescued him frum da road and checked him out real good ~n~ propah like, ~n~ it turned out he'd be ok, just a cuple lil' cutz ~n~ such as ya can see, but ya can also see he wuz still doin' mighty fine. When we turned him aloose, he crawled on inta da weeds likes he wuz doin' fine.
N dis heah pikshure, iz just anudder shot of da King Snake, dere are many kinds of King snakes around heah. Dey red ~n~ yeller ones, whut sum folks mistake fer da very venomous Coral Snakes, deys also sum colered up kinna likes a rattlesnake, da rattlesnake iz also a venomous critter, of which we gots alot of, but da King snake is harmless, non-venomous, Itz actually more helpsful ta us, for they do hunt ~n~ kill the venomous snakes, dey also eat rats ~n~ such too, so pretty much all ~n~ da King Snake iz a good ol' snake, kinna like a country boy, ya know how they say, Aww He's A Good Ol' Boy? Welp ya could say dat about da King Snake as well, he's a good ol' boy. Dis particular King Snake, iz da Spotted King Snake. Black back wit lil' ol' tiny almos yeller green spots all ova his back, and his unner belly is yeller green too wit black splotches.
Aight ~n~ dis heah pikshure, Lil' Shoot found dis heah mawf on da screen door ofs our house a few evenin's ago ~n~ come got me ta take a pikshure of it. Now Ah don't claim ta rightly knows whut kinna Mawf he iz, but Ah can sho tells ya he wuz a big ol' jokah. Ah do believes dis feller coulda give a Jaybird one heck of a fight fer dat early mawnin' worm, if ya know whut Ah mean.
Welp Ah Reckon Dats 'Bout All We Gots Tyme Fer Dis Epersode. We Sho Do Hope Ya Enjoyed Comin' Along Wit Us On Our Lil' Outdoor Experdishuns, Cos We Sho Does Enjoy Havin' Ya!
Until Nex Tyme, Yall Be Safe, Be Happy ~N~ Be Well, ~N~ We'll Be Aseein' Ya N Da Great Outdoors On Da Nex Xcitin' Epersode Of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
Thanks Yall
" You Tell'em We Dunnit Fer Dixie ~N~ Nuttin' Else"
Yall Come Back Now, Ya Heah
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007
12:21:30 AM CDT
Feeling Happy
Hearing Hank Williams Jr - A Country Boy Can Survive
Baby Buzzards (Vultures) May 29, 2007
Welp Howdy Yall ~N~ Welcums On
Back Ta Anudder Xcitin' Epersode Of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
Howdy Yall, yeap itz been a lil' spell since we las wuz ahroun heah, but thangs iz been kinna on tha hectic side roun da ol' shoot house lately wit gradiashun ceremonies n such. But thangs iz kinly settlin' back inta normal rythym now, n we found us sometyme ta go out n look up some critters.
Dis tyme we gots yall a lil' spacial treat, not sumpin' ya see everday, especially not sumpin' we expected ta find when we set out on our lil' ol' expedition. We only have one species of critter featured in dis heah epersode, but we hopin' yall like us, will find it very innerrestin, for even tho itz a critter ya see most any day if'n ya live in tha country like us and look up at da sky now and again, but ya don't find em in dis heah stage of life very often if ever at all.
Aight, Ah reckon Ah done spended enuff tyme yackin' so what ya say we kick away da furder adoo and gits right on into it.
Today Tuesday May 29, we went over to my great uncle's old farm, Ah use it for huntin' land now is all, taint no farmin' done thar no more. Theys an old log barn on the land, he built it some hunnerd years ago. Well we walked into da ol' barn and low and behold there wuz a big ol' black buzzard. Ah know you faintsey city kinna folks calls em Vultures, but down heah in da country, we just calls em Buzzards. It wuz a big ol' black bald headed buzzed, big as a turkey. When we walked in she got up and flew out of da barn. Ah wuza wonderin' whut in tarnation she was doin in da barn like dat, cause it jus ain't natural for em. Upon lookin' a lil' furder, we saw why she wuz in der. She had done builted her a nest in der and hatched out two buzzard eggs. Her lil' baby buzzards we jus sittin' there lookin all round. So we whooped out da camera and started snappin' pics. And here's whut we got. Yall enjoy.
Heah n da firs pic you can see da two lil chicks sittin' der waitin'
on mama ta come back and feeds em again. Ya can also see da bones n
stuff all over n der from animal parts she has brought back ta em. Or
from nest she has raised in there in years passed. Ah ain't been n dis
ol' barn in about 3 years now until taday.
As ya can tell Ah reckon, dese lil' buzzard chicks couldn't be more
dan a week er two old, dey ain't got no feathers yet, still just fuzz. Something
Ah never knew till now tho, n that's that they are blonde colored
when hatched until they mature enough ta fly.
Here's a sangle pic of one of the buzzard chicks, lookin' like he's
plum tuckerd out or maybe hungover from a rough nite, fixin' to
pass right out on us.
This heah iz da udder buzzard chick, also lookin' all hungover and such.
Ah thanks they mighta been gittin' a lil' camera shy by this point
whut ya thank?
Welp Ah reckon dats bout all we got fer dis epersode.
We sho do hope yall enjoyed it as much as we did puttin' it togetha. And that ya had yaselves a mahty fahn tyme, smile and laugh atryin ta read it lol.
As alwayz we sho does appreshiate ya stoppin' in.
Until nex tyme, yall be safe, be happy and be well, n we'll see's ya somewer out der in dem southern woods on anudder xcitin' epersode of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
Lil' Shoot ~N~ Ol' Shoot
Thanks Yall
"You Tell'em We Dunnit Fer Dixie ~N~ Nuttin' Else"
We Hopes Ya Git Ta Feelin' Much Better Real Soon Mandi
Yall Come Back Now, Ya Heah?
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors Iz A Produckshun
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Friday, April 13, 2007
1:53:11 PM CDT
Feeling Happy
Hearing Lynyrd Skynyrd - Cry For The Bad Man
Coons
Howdy Yall
Welcomes On Backs Ta Anudda
Xcitin' Epersode Of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
Howdy ho yall, we heah at da hedqwatas of Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors, done hads us selves a lil bit a down time wit da winta weatha ~n~ all ya knows, but now dat sprang has done sprung, ~n~ dem crittas iz a stahtin' ta mossey about, we iz back in full swang round heah, tryin' ta tracks em down ~n~ gits some photagraphic images ofs em ya know whut Ah mean?
Anyway, we done lucked around heah and gots us up a small new epersode heah and we wants ta share it wif ya. We sho does apprsheate ya tunin' n ana watchin' us, ~n~ we hopes ya likes whut ya see.
Thanks ya kindly,
Ol' Shoot ~n~ Lil' Shoot
Aight whut we gots rat heah n dis firs pic iz a family of coons, now some of you city slicker nawthern folks calls em Raccoons, but down heah we rednecks n hillbillies n cajuns, well we jus calls em "coons" er sometimes even "supper", it all jus depends on how long itz been since it wuz run'd over on da highway.
Dese here coon's iz all alive n well, dey pickshure was tookted wif a motion senser camera set up to photergraff deah at night, but dis time it caught da momma coon and her babies. Yall have a looksey. Itz a mommy coon and fo of her babies munchin' down on da leftovas of some cawn dat was set out fer sum deer ta eats.
Aight in dis heah nex pickshure, we gots us a lil bit closea
shot of da momma coon n one of her babies, you can see
da leftova remnants of cawn on da ground round em too. Dem
coon's dey sho do loves em sum cawn ta eat yes indeedie.
Welp Ah reckon datz bout all da tyme we gots fa da day, we sho
does hopes yall enjoyed it as much as we did, and dat ya had yaselfs
a mahty fine smile tryin' to read it lol.
As alwayz we sho does appreshiate ya stoppin' in, until next tyme
yall be safe, be happy and be well, n we'll sees ya somewer out der
n dem southern woods on anudder xcitin' epersode of
Ol' Shoot's ~n~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
Lil' Shoot ~n~ Ol' Shoot
Thanks Yall
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors Iz A Produckshun
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Sunday, February 4, 2007
1:45:34 AM CST
Feeling Quiet
Hearing DecembeRadio - Drifter
Deer Season Done Ended :-(
Howdy Yall ~N~ Welcum On Backs Ta Anudder Xcitin' Epersode Of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
Welp yeap itz been a lil' spell since we's been heah, ya know how it iz, deah seasun has done kept us mahty bizzy ya knows whut Ah mean huh. But now deah seasun done closed up on us n we gots us a lil' tyme ta do sum catchin' up round heah aight, so letz jus git rite on inta it.
We had us selves a mahty fine deah seasun dis year, as ya can see up der n dem pics, Ah started it off wit a lil' lucky streak by baggin' me up dat 9 point buck. Now he wernt no monsta trophy buck by no means, Ah'll be da firs one ta admits dat, but fer openin' day, he'll do jus fahn. Ah gots him over on da hill overlookin da swamps, rite der from dat stand wer ya see dat pikshure of da sunset Ah tookted. It'za mahty purdy place yeap indeedie.
Ok now up der in pikshure nummer 6, 7, and 8 you'll see sum shotz tooken frum our hunt over in Alabamer, Ah went wif muh buddies Bob & Steve (dey be brothers) ova ta Union Sprangs, Alabamer. We hunted fer a few dayz ova der n saw us up a whole passle of deah. Dat firs Friday evenin' Ah saw dis big ol munster buck n da lower field but he wuz bout 900 yards aways frum me, so Ah had no good kill shot on him. Dat nex evenin' Ah wuz perched n dat lower field, hopin' ta gits anudder try on him, but, sho nuff as muh luck goes, da buck went ta one of da uppa fields wer Steve wus perched up at n low n behold Steve waylayed him wit his Browning .308 rifle. 8 Point Buck he wuz big ol rack on his head, he scored bout 150 points on the Boone & Crockett Scale and weighed round 250 plus lbs.
My buddy Bob didn't come out so bad on dat hunt either, he gots himself a big ol' 9 Point buck, he wuz indeed a big ol buck, one well worf mountin' on da wall, he jus looks small in dese heah pikshures nex to Steve's buck, but trust me just fahn Bob's buck wuz indeed a goodun. Bob made one heckofa shot on dis buck too, one of the longest I eva seen made, he nailed him rite in the kill zone wit his .300 magnum rifle at ova 500 yards. Nice shootin' dere Bob n Congratulashuns on ya buck der buddy.
Welp Ah reckon dats bout all we gots fer ya dis go round, but we'll be back soon wit anudder epersode and sum mo wyld pikshures fer ya sho nuff now dat we gots da tyme ta look dem critters up.
As alwayz we sho do thanks ya fer stoppin' by, tunin' in n checkin' us out, we looks mahty farward ta seein' ya agin real soon, rite heah on anudder rousin' epersode of....
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
Yall Come Back Now, Ya Heah!
"You Tell'em We Dunnit Fer Dixie ~N~ Nuttin' Else "
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
8:06:12 PM CDT
Feeling Happy
Hearing Nuttin'
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors Oct, 24, 2006
Howdy ~N~ Welcum On Bak Ta
Anudda Epersode Of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
Now Ah knows dat itz been a spell since we was done come around heah, but thangs iz been kinna hectic ~n~ all round da Ol' Shoot ~N~ Lil' Shoot Compound. We done been ourselfs bisy on da preparashuns fer dat der deer season ya know. But we done managed ta git a few pics and share wif yas, so with all dat sed n no furder adoo (Ah still lub dat werd "adoo") lets git ta it.
Aight now, in dis heah ferst pic, we gots us a very venomous snake. Cept he wudn't too bad dis day, it wuz kinly cool outside,n whin itz cool dem snakes ya knows is cold bluded, so dey looks fer a place to stretch out n da sun ta warm dey bawties up, Well dats whut dis'n wuz doin.
Don't worry we didn't kill him, we just took his pic n moved on. Now mind ya, he's a very lethal venomous snake, but on the counna he wudn't close ta my crib Ah lets him live on, but had he been close ta da crib, Ah wudda hadda put da cold steel ta him. Can't be lettin's sumpin like dis dude hang around ya crib if ya gots lil' youngins like Lil' Shoot.
Okay now n dis heah nex pic, we gots a pickshure of a nice
lil' ol snake, dis heah iz a non-venomous Striped Shicken Snake. Dey growta be 6' 7' 8' even 10' long but, dey harmless, all dey eat iz ratz n shickens. Wait SHICKENS!! Hold up lemme run check on Bosephus n his wimmens.
Ok back now, dey all alrite.Dis heah shicken snake was about 7 1/2' long
Ok now, fer da gran finally n da crema da crop we
gotz yall a pictshure of a Mississippi House Cat lol
A Possum. Dis lil booger iz walkin' round tryin' ta
sniffs himself out a meal. Dese iz some purdy amazin'
critters yeap. Ya git too close ta em, dey lay down n play dead. Dats wer da ol' sayin cums frum; "You Just Playin' Possum." Ya know, alotta yall done be sittin' der goin' ewww gross a possum. But ya know whut? Da possum haz akshully saved da lifes of manya soldier boy on da battlefield n in udder dangerous situashuns, dats wer we lernt how to play dead n let da enemy walks on by. So da possum iz akshully a purdy good critter ta us. Not to menshun baked with sweet taters, he makes a mity fahn Sunday Dinner too lol.
Aight Ah reckon datz alls we gots fer dis heah epersode. We sho do thanks yall fer tunin' in n checkin' us out each tyme. We look mity farwerd ta seein' yall rite heah next tyme fer anudder rousin' epersode of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
Yall Come Back Now Ya Heah!
You Tell'em We Dunnit Fer Dixie ~N~ Nuttin' Else
In Memory Of Steve Irwin, The Inspiration
For Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
You Are Forever Missed
Jake "Lil' Shoot"
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
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Wednesday, September 6, 2006
8:41:02 AM CDT
Feeling Quiet
Hearing Silence
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors Farewell To Steve Irwin Week 09-06-06
Hey Yall Welcum On Back Ta Anudder Epersode Of
Ol'Shoot's ~N~ Lil'Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
I chose to use this graphic made by Lin for another
purpose as well, but it had 2 lil boys in it with frogs they
caught, two little boys that I imagined would be very well
aware of who Steve Irwin was. They remind of two little
boys playing; Steve Irwin Croc Hunter
Ok yall, Ol' Shoot ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors is coming to ya with sadness in our hearts tonight from Mississippi. The passing of the great Stevo! Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter, brings us here with the heavy hearts.
Steve Erwin was the ultimate outdoor dude, and he had that cool Austrailian accent to boot, and those cool khaki shorts and shirt.
His personal passion and excitement for his own work, made it so easy for anyone to get caught up in watching his shows. Admit it, you know it's true, you could not walk passed a television set that was playing an episode of Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter, and not be able to resist the urge to stop and see what he was doing today. All of us did it, we just had to at least pause and see what Stevo was up to.
Steve Irwin is the one man that taught us all so many things about the wildlife around us that we never would have known. Even Lil' Shoot at 3 years old learned alot from Stevo, especially about crocs and snakes. At 3 years old, Lil' Shoot can name dozens and dozens of super venomous and non-venomous snakes not even native to our country, like the Black Mamba native toAfrica, the King Cobra, The Green Tree Viper, Anaconda, Boa Constrictor, Python, and countless other animals. He can tell you which snakes are venomous and which are not. And that is something that a three year old shouldn't be able to know yet, but he does, and the reason he does, is because there was a man out there in the world that dedicated his life to teaching everyone, about the wildlife that surrounds us and the beauty of it. That man was Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter.
When Lil' Shoot learned of the passing of Stevo that morning, he hung his little head and cried, and then asked to say a prayer for him, and everytime he see's something about Stevo on the news, Lil' Shoot weeps again. He dearly loved that man's show, and so did I.
Steve's show is what inspired Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors, so it is only befitting that this week's epersode is dedicated to Stevo, and to his grieving family.
There will be no pics of wyld critters that Lil' Shoot n muhself found round here, just some pics taken throughout the life of the ultimate outdoorsman, Steve Irwin. Steve was 44 years old at the time of his unexpected death on Sept 04, 2006, the same age as I am.
The world will sorely miss Steve Irwin, the way he made us laugh, smile, and the countless things he taught us about wildlife from virtually all over the world.
I sat down with Lil' Shoot when we found out about Steve's death, and explained it to him as best as a three year old can understand it. But he just still misses him so even though Steve is still seen on television in episodes previously taped.
I firmly believe, that if there are crocodiles, snakes, and other animals in Heaven, that Steve is no doubt chasing them around and doing his little antics entertaining the children that have gone on to Heaven, just as he entertained us all down here on earth.
God Thank You For Blessing Us With Steve
And God Bless His Grieving Heartbroken Family That They Will Find Solace In Knowing That He Died Doing What He Truly Loved To Do.
May God Forever Keep Steve Irwin In The Peace
And Happiness That He Brought To So Many On Earth And his grieving family the strength Steve had to carry on.
Amen
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
See Yall Next Time
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
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Wednesday, August 2, 2006
10:45:16 PM CDT
Feeling Happy
Hearing August 2nd, 2006
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
Welp Howdy Yall ~N~ Welcums
On Back Ta Anudder Xcitin' Epersode Of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
<Tippin' Mossy Oak Camoflage Cap, Spittin' Tabakker, Wipin' Mouf On Sleeve, Grinnin'> Hey yall we sho hopes ya've had yaselves a mahty fahn kupil weeks, n dat all has been happy n well.
Me n Lil' Shoot been spinn'n alot a tahm walkin' round da fronteer heah lookin' fer dem wyld crittas ya know, n we done founds us a a few we wants ta shar witcha.
Hangs on jus a minute Ah gots ta run checks on muh chickens, Ah thanks Ah heahs da dawg frum down da road up heah runnin' em round, Ah be's rite back.
Aight Ah'm back, sorry bout dat, but dem chicken killin' dawgs kinna pee me off sumtimes. Okie dokie hokie pokies, whut ya say now wit no furder adoo we gits it on?
Aight n dis heah firs pikshure, we gots us sum kinna big ol' green shiny beetle bug. Ah thanks dey calls em a um Japanese beetlebug er sumpin likes dat. Ah don'ts ritely know, cause Ah never been ta Japan afore. But one thang Ah does know, and dat's if'n dis heah bug iz indeedie a Japanese beetlebug, he done mades himself a rong turns sumwer out der on dat Specific Ocean n ended up heah n Mississip. Anyways yall checks him out he's a purdy thang.
Ok n dis heah nex pikshure we gots us a pik of a whut we alwayz called a Walkin' Stick Bug. Ah reckon itz a member of da bug famaly, he looks like a bug ta me anyway.
We found dis lil' booger makin' his self rite at home on da crape myrtle trees round da yahd heah. Ain't he a funny lookin' bug? Looks likes he mite be a kinfolk ta sumpin prehistaric don't he.
Ok now dese two pickshures heah iz jus an added lil' ol' bonus, dese heah piks are a rainbow whut formed itself over our place heah n Mississip rite aftah a stawm passed on thru n den da sun come out. It sho wuz a mahty purdy rainbow so big n bold n itz colah.
Aight yall Ah reckon Dis heah concloods a nudder xcitin' epersode of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
Az alwayz we sho thanks yall fer tunin' n
So now till da nex epersode, yall takes care n be well, safe, n happy. We reckon we'll see yall nex time.
Yall Come Back Now, Ya Heah
"You tell'em we done it fer Dixie ~N~ Nuttin' Else"
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Friday, July 14, 2006
12:11:49 AM CDT
Feeling Happy
Hearing {s Jason Aldean - Hicktown
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors July 13th 2006 Epersode
Hidy Yall n Welcum On Backs Ta Anudder
Mahty Fahn Epersode Of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
Hidy do yall n welcum on backs ta anudder xcitin' epersode, we sho does preshiate yall comin' on back.
Thangs iz been kinnly slow round da ol' homestid lately as fer as wyld critters iz concerned. Udder dan dat we's been busier'n a cuple a one leggid men n a butt kickin' contest.
We did howseva manage to russel ups a few pickshures of dis one critter, deys all 3 pickshures of da same critter, but we hopes yall will fine em innerestin' cos' itz quite unusyal ta fine a critter in da mis of doin' whut disn's doin.
So witout any furder of dat der adoo stuff lets git r done whut ya says.
Aight heah n da firs pickshure we gots a red spider, wolf spider ta sum folks. She's makin' her web a big ol' round whut she can catches herself some grub n it ta eats ya know. Bet ya noticed Ah said she huh. Reckon does ya knows how Ah knowed she wuz a she? Naw Ah didn't looks up her coat tail er nuttin' likes dat. Welp cos only a she spider builds a web outs n da open like dat. Like member that lil' ol' chilrens stawy umm Charlottes Web? Dat spider Charlotte built her web up bove da hawg pen n she tawt dat pig all kinsa stuff n she wrotes stuffs abouts him n her web, See she wuz a she spider too. Dis heah spider iz a she spider too, have a looksey.
Ok n dis heah pickshure we gots a sho nuff good un. As yakin see a granpappy longlegged spider done screwed da pooch az sum folks likes ta say, it done crawled off inta da web or shud Ah say buffay a dis heah spider n da she spider iz on da attack az yakin sees. She iz wrappin' da granpappy longleggid spider up n webbin' to restain it frum beins able ta fight n cos wit fightin' it wud destroy da web, n mite harm da she spider, so she feels the vibration of it n her web n she gits rite to work.
Ok now dis heah pickshure wuz tooken jus a cuple a minuts nto
da attack. Yakin sees dat da ol' she spider don't fool round when it cums to grubbin' She's gots him all wrapped up n packaged
like a countrygal puttin' up fresh vegtables frum da garden.
Aight welp Ah reckon dis heah concloods anudder xcitin' epersode. We sho does preshiate ya tunin' n an all n we looks farwerd ta seein' ya smilin' faces agin next tyme on
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
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Wyld Outdoors
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Saturday, July 1, 2006
11:05:14 PM CDT
Feeling Happy
Hearing Jake Owens - Yee Haw
Ol' Shoot's N Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoor July 01, 2006
Welp Howdy Yall
Welcum On Backs Ta Anudder Fahn Epersode Of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
It shore iz gudta see yall agin, thangs has been a lil' slow round da ol' homestid wyld critter wize. It'z been hotter'n blue blazes and dry as da bone of dead water buffalow in da Afrerkin dezert it has. So all muh wyld critters iz done moved inta da bottum lands wher ders a lil' swamp wader left ya knows whut Ah mean.
But we done managed ta git a couple lil ol' picshures we wants ta shar witcha.
So witout any furder adoo (Ah still likes dat werd "adoo" don't yall) Lets git right on ta it whut ya say.
Aight now, da firs picshure we gots heah fer yall iz a
picshure of a lil' ol' baby chick. Ah tells ya rite now, dis lil' ol' fahm a mines done got sectially outta hand, deys thangs havin sectial relashuns everwher Ah looks, n thangs is hatchin' out and beins bawn evertime Ah looks around deys a new baby sumpin round heah. Itz like dat fricken place, wher all dem hippies went ta back in dem 60's ta smokes dope, have sectial relashuns n listen ta dat rock n roll muzic, umm Woodstock yeah dats whut Ahm talkin' bout. Dis heah iz a one day old
hatchlin' fadered by muh own proudful rooster Bosephus, mosa yall already knows Bosephus. So now says a fahn howdy do ta one a his lit'luns.
Ok now on ta da nex picshure. Dis heah iz a mahty fahn lookin' lil' ol' wyld box turdle. Didn't ebem have ta go huntin' fer dis lil' booger, he wuz crawlin' cross muh yard one day dis las week so we up n tooked his picshure. How yall likes him, We named him Speedy, and den set him loose, now we don't rightfully know wher Speedy iz taday, las we seen him, he was westbound headed fer Hollywood, said sumpin bout gonna be big stah actor one day, said if Tom Cruise could do it, he dang sho orda be able to. Ah dunno if dey take turdles der in Hollywood, but we sho wish him da bes.
Aight folks, Ah reckon dats gonna wrap up anudder citin' epersode of
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors.
Jake N Muhself look mightily fawerd ta seein' yall agin fa da nex epersode.
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
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Friday, May 19, 2006
1:16:54 AM CDT
Feeling Happy
Hearing {s John Denver - Thank God I'm A Country Boy
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors May 19, 2006
Howdo Yall &Welcum On Back
Ta Anudder Xcitin' Episode Of
Ol' Shoot's & Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
Dis week we done had usselves sum success at findin'
some critters round da ol' homestid, frum lil' ol' baby turdels ta baby birds and sum udder of Gawd's Lil'
creachures.
But dis weeks episode is gonna be more like an update if ya will, on da progress of dem baby mawkin' burds whut was hatched out in a nes in my cedar trees out front.So whut ya say we jus git rite on into it now n see how dey doin'?
Heah in da firs pic be one of em, venturin' out frum da nes fer whut Ah
imagine wuz da firs tyme ever, look at him perched up der
on dat cedar limb thankin' he's da big dog.
Heah dey be in dat 2nd pic in da lil ol nes dey momma made fer em, as ya can see dey done growed up some,got all dey feather on em and bout ready ta leave da nes n go out n be dey own burds. As ya kin see, dey are prutty much grown up now and were within dayz of leavin' da nes. Ahm happy to brang yall da newz dat all 4 of em survived n did leave da nes, da nes is empty now and dese lil ol burds is out der takin' ther spot in bein' the state burd of Mississippi. It wuz a fun
thang watchin' em grow up with Lil' Shoot, he had blast watchin' em, he checked on em daily ta make sure dey wuz doin' aight.
Yall say a mightily fahn good-bye ta da baby mawkin' burds
dey out der sumwer makin' der way.
Welp wit all dat said n did, Ah reckon its tyme ta say
so long yall till da nex xcitin' episode, until den, yall be
safe, n be nice to one anudder n we'll be lookin' fer ya nex tyme rite here same email, sametyme on
Ol' Shoot's & Lil' Shoot's
Wyld Outdoors
Yall Come Back Now Ya Heah
You Tell'em We Done It Fer Dixie n Nuttin' Else
Ol' Shoot's ~N~ Lil' Shoot's Wyld Outdoors
Is A Produckshun Of Redneck Innertainment Unlimited
All Rites Reveresd ©
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