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"I know someone who... "

This could become a tag if anybody wants to run with it.  I dunno.  I know such a wide variety of people with interesting lives -- even though I'm not a very social person.  Some are just people I talk to on rare ocassions, some are people I work with, some are close personal pals, some are family members -- but I know them and they know me.  These are not 'net friends...but if you want to do this tag there is no rule which says you can't use cyber buddies.  Ready?

I KNOW SOMEONE WHO...

* met one on one with Pope John Paul II

* got four DUI's in three years and still has his license.

* got repeatedly molested by his two older brothers when he was a little kid.

* was once a waitress in New York City and Woody Allen flirted with her.  (ewww)

* is HIV positive.

* has had a double mastectomy.

* turned down a date with the old blonde guy from "Starsky & Hutch" when he was in Kansas City for something.  What's his name??

* was a patron seen on the short-lived reality TV show "The Restaurant".  With her husband.

* was a longtime pen-pal with "Peanuts" cartoonist Charles Schultz in the decade before he died.  She sent him cookies and he sent her somewhat flirtacious letters.

* was in a L.A. bar back in the 80's and pop star 'Tiffany' sauntered in.  When her hit song came on the jukebox -- she lip-synched and danced to it.

* is a cartoonist who has had his work published in "Hustler", "Penthouse" and "The National Lampoon".

* was on the same plane as San Diego Chargers' coach Marty Schottenheimer and stepped on his foot while exiting.  (that was me)  Sorry, dude.

 



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