The Life of Chester -- by Totally Chester

FURminator Deshedding Tool | FURminator Dog & Cat Brush

 

Dis what mama buy us yesterday at de store.  Man...it werk good on kitty with thick undercoats wike Weezel and Toey.  What dey say on package it troof...be bery gentle, no pressure.  DO NOT LEAVE CEILING FAN ON while doing dis.  Trust me on dis one.  AND you bedder have vacuum cleaner redy when you done!!!!

Dere wuz fur EBERYWHERE last night just from Wheez and Toey.  Toey especial have thick fur.  She LOVE it Furminator.  Wheezel  even let mama use it on her tumtum dis morning.  Ever time her use it, she git tennis ball sizes of fluff out of kits.  We first saw the spensive one and mama not could spend $50.  Den the girl at the pet store show her dis littler one for $25. It has 30 day guarantee if you not like, you take back.  But WE LIKE!

It has hard metal comb that has a crook in it.  You not supposed to use it for matts (dats why toey has a cuple bald spots, mama had to cut some matts out last week).  She not use is on me BERY much cause I kinda sleek kit -- not much undercoat at all.  And Mouse has very skinny coat, hardly NO undercoat.

But Wheez and Toey have BERY thick fur.  This really helpinig them feel better in the heat mama think.  Wheez come running when she saw mama had furminator out today!  hehe.  She brush her all ober...eben her tail...and you just NOT BELIEF how much dead undercoat come out. 

You must follow directions careful since de blades ARE steel and you not want to hurt skin.    But if you have bery thick fur, you might ask mama or dad to safe pennies and buy you one of these.  It wurk better than anything mama ever try on us.

Sorry it been so long since I writed.  Mama never did take Toey to vet for eye.  It looking very better since mama trying much harder to get second dose of meds in.  Her still haf to wipe up brownish spots offa de floors when her herpes eye runny, but that cause her tear duckt is blocked off, and vet not want to do surgery to fix.  We can handle cuple spots on floor.  oh yeah, we cen.

Pirate is doing gud, he be 14 this September.  Wheezel and Toey are grouchy as eber wiff me (sheesh, girls) and Chester is my best friend.  I hab taken over Flakey's job of sleeping iff Pirate on the bed while mama werks.  We cuddle togedder sometime efen doe it summer.

So dat it for now, we is all well and fine and gud (except me wishes mama could stay home more and so duz she) but she says if she not go to werk, we not have cat fud, so I think she bedder to go to werk.   Bye for now, pease to wet me know how you all doing...

De hole Chessie pride!

totallychester at 6:33:51 AM EDT Permalink | Blog about this entry |  Add to del.icio.us |  digg this This entry has 2 comments: Show Recent | Add your own

Hi,it me Chester 'gain.  Mommy maked appt to take MissyToe to doctor on Wed July 2 to get her eye checked out.  We know she has block tear duct and prolly ocular (eye) herpes, but it not seem to be getting any better even with VERY spensive meds.

Mama wanna know what Dr. Manharth think.  Is Toey is pain all day long every day?  If yes, that not wurth it.  Mama very afraid she may haffa join Flakey.  But Quality of life is always better than Quantity....so puleeze keep finners crossed for us and Toey in coming weeks.

Whenever she jump out of kitty litter box or offa counter top, she leaves spots on the floor that lookey almos' like blud.  That not gud thing.  Mama keep putting drops in her eye 2x a day.  Maybe this is just how it will be since tear duct may be clog and mama can deal wiff dat...as LONG as toey not in pain.

Color my mama wurried.   We just los' Flakey.  We dum wanna loose anudder kid.

Ches ::cryin::

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mama gitted to come home 2 hour early today cuz wurk was slow.  dat otay wiff her.

Mousey Mouse sitting right in front of screen scrouched down so mama can see what I dictate.  He funny boy.  He git mama up starting at 5am by licking her nose.  Good thing he no got bad bref.  He still liddle.  He look a lot like a siamese or abbysinian or something oriental with them BIG ears and high cheekbones.  And talk?  Oh, he very vocal.

Things been quiet around here.  We still miss Flakey (especially Pirate I think cause he sleeps on mama's pillow where Flakes usta sleep.  I saw Mouse curled up wiff him dere de udder day keepin him company/

Wheezel doing pretty good on the regular Purina Urinary tract food :::knock on wood:;; and her 10mg amitriptyline every day.  They say that help calm bladder too.  Mama find occasional accident, but um, could be mousey mouse trying out his sprayer too, even though him fixed beary yung.

Missy Toe grouch as eber.  Her eye is bad sometimes.  Mama finking of taking her back to dr. while her on vacation week of 6/30 ... mama just not so sure how much this HURTS her.  But she seems fine with mama, she just hate the rest of us.  keke

Almos' ebery morning, mama brush Mouse (he loves it special lot) me, and Wheezel.  Pirate not like brushy, so mama uses fingers to get big bunches of fur out of him.  Missy will only let mama brush her in here, but then when one of us come in she spit and chase us out.  Mama even try closing door, but she spit and hiss at us unner de door.   She such a grouchy girl!

Mama gitted her books to day to study for the certification for pharmacy tech..but wow...dat book 8x11 and 4 inches thick!  Mama not shore her brain can hold all dat...but after 3 year in pharmacy, she hoping she know at least part of it by now.  She wanna takey dat test cuz it will mean a raise and if they don't go down soon, she gonna be getting the 5 of us to drag her to werk everyday in a wagon!  kekeke...not weally.

Welp, not know much more.  Mama gonna relax a while...

Me meep at you later...maybe not so MUCH later dis time!

 

Ches

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Mommy was gonna update my journal this morning (FINALLY) but then AOL took over a minute to change names, so she ended up at AOL Help instead.  So I hope she will let me talk when she gets home from work today.  I miss all my friends! 

I will try and dictate all that's gone on lately, so you'll be up on all the latest news!

ACK!  Gotta go, here comes mommy to turn off the puter!

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Tonight out Flakey brother went to Rainbow Bridge.  Mine mama cryin.  He wasn't good last week or two even though they tried everything but the very expensive stuff.

Dr. Ann said it was either kidney failure, diabetes, or a tumor... so mama held him while his sedative took effect, then she kiss him goodbye and cry someone, he look at her lovingly and she left before he crossed to bridge.

I not think mama make it to the hunt tonight, but please if anybody at the bridge see Flakey, please welcome him and play wiff him and remind him how much we all loved him.

Chessy  ;'(

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Dis best piksure of Abbygail.  She very frail, but talks a LOT!  some of dem quilts my mama maked.  Funny fing, Kim finded Abbygail downtown cincynatti, not far from where mine mama found my angel bruddle Clifton.

Dis abbygail again.  She sooooo thin/

 

Mine mama goed to house to feed abygail (she 22) and Haily( dunno how old she is.)

Abbygail is deaf and can't hear nutten but high pitch stuff (like keys rattling) but she heared mama!  She started crying from her 'throne'... a loveseat dat is ALL hers and has blankets (some of which mine mama made) and udders Kim has.  Mama change quilts sometimes cause Abby, she loose a lot of fur.  Abby was HUNRY...mama only go dere ebery UDDER day when Doug and Kim is gone.  FIRST mama gived her bowl of fresh white meet shicken   It her very favorite and will help wiff her feeling lonely whilest her mama and daddy is gone.  Her ated de whole bowl (so mama gived her nudder one (hehehe)) and then her fance feast mixed wiff cold water.  Abby, she not haff many teefs left.  Her always look kinda raggedy, but her mama and papa giff her baffs (she wikes dat) but mine mama will just feed and pet and kiss her while dey are gone and feed her.

 

 

Dis abigail on her quilt covered throne (weally it a lub seat) but only Abby can sleep dere, and mama can sit dere and lub her!

 

BUT, mama not could find Hailey!  She neber go through hole house when she dere, just feeda kits and leab, but yesserday on the way home from the head doctor, mama see stripey cat 'sleeping' in the middle of the road not far from where Abby and Hailey live!  OH NO!  Dey not be surprised if Abby die, but Halley...NOOOOOO!   Mama look EFERYWERE.  No Hailey.  She call and call.  No Hailey!  Maybe her outside.  But screen door to screen in porch was CLOSED when hergitted dere, and dat never the way.  It always open a bit so Halley can git in and out.  Oh, mama wringing hands wile she gived Abby second bowl of shicken!

DEN, mama look round courner by door, and there fat cat Hailey.  Silly thing.  She wanted outside cause it be nice and sunny and 40 today but mama say NOOOOOOO WAY Hailley!

Dis Halley:  She stripey FAT kit wiff two different color eyes.  Her was a rescue from a flood, and wuz found on top of a building.

 

Anyways, all well dat end well, and now you know mine cuzins Abby and Halley!

 

Ches

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Me sorry it been so long since I writted.  Mama been busy and not feel all that great and not very energygized.  But here is letter and we will be sending piktures later.

Ches

 

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MY AUNTIE CHERYL IS COMING!!!! IN ABOUT FREE WEEKS.  Mama will have to drive to Dayton to git her, but it only 'bout 70 mile and she hope it as easy to find as people says.

Den dey have wots of stuff  pwanned.  Since dey be gone most of time, I'll let you know what day been doing and whut truble us kits have gotten into here at home....kekekekeke

 

Ches

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Welp.  I decided dat haffing a widdow bruddur is a gweat fing.

He pway fight wiff me and I can frow him down on the ground and lay on toppa him till him squeal.  kekeke  Mama usta stop us when Mouse would cry, but she stop us no more cuz um, well, I seem to be only one gittin' scratches. 

Me bite him ears.  Me bite him froat.  Me bite him all ober!  We pway wrestling when mama twy to sweep (kekeke).  I not eben upset when he eat on countertop wiff me.

Wheezel not seem to mind him.  Fwakey will let him sweep wiff him and Pi will pway wiff him sum, but personly, I think Pi glad I hab a widdol brudder.  Pi 12 years old and dat weally old in peeple years.  Toey hate him.  But den again, Toey hate eberyone kekeke

Me and Mousie gib each udder baffs.  No wait.  I gib HIM a baff.  Only time he giff me a baff is if I been eeting turkey bird from thankygibbing and I have turkey juice on me.  Hmmmpm.  go figure.

Mama say he blended into the pride bedder dan any udder kidden any udder time in her life.  Mama say he chose her at de shelter by just siddin on her shoulder.  Me fink her write.  He good addition to our pride. 

Him still haff cwaws.  Mama think it be okay he keep dem.  When mama at kitchen sink, Mouse use mama back to launch his little self onto the frigerator so he can git on top of kitchen cabinets.  But him not use claws on mama.  He scratchy on the posts.  Mama sez we gut us a winner here.  Me fink me agwee.

Welp.  Time for Nappie.  Before Mousey decide he wanna pway again! kekeke

::::waving to all my frinds:::::

OH!  Here is pikture of us frum yedderday.

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