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Between Friends

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:49:25 GMT

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said......
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!'

My Sunday July 6th

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:08:37 GMT

My Sunday - Nothing but sitting on a chair at the beach and flying a kite feeling the warm sun and enjoying the sound of the surf!

My kite decided to "chase" Miss T - was the funniest thing, it dive bombing her over and over. And she actually dared it several times.

Wish I'd had an extra hand to take pictures of it, better yet a video!

6th Grader in da house!

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:50:36 GMT

6th Grader in da house! :

Wish Pearl From T

Thu, 15 May 2008 21:50:37 GMT

Happy Mother's Day to ME!

Believe....

Thu, 08 May 2008 14:11:04 GMT

A birth certificate shows that we were born; a death certificate shows that we died; pictures show that we lived!

Have a seat. Relax.   And read this slowly.

      I believe - That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

      I believe - That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

      I believe - That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

      I believe - That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.

      I believe - That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

      I believe - That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

      I believe - That you can keep going long after you think you can't.

      I believe - That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

      I believe - That either you control your attitude or it controls you.

      I believe - That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

      I believe - That money is a lousy way of keeping score.

      I believe - That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up.

      I believe - That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

      I believe - That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

      I believe - That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

      I believe - That no matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief.

      I believe - That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

      I believe - Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

      I believe - That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

      I believe - That even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.

      I believe - That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

      I believe - That the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.

      The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.

'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

Mary Poppins

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:36:37 GMT

Miss T is watching Mary Poppins and being extra sweet today. I've been out of town Tues/Wed and she was with Grammy. Once home I got kisses and she even made me dinner - Pizza Bread.

Moz cheese and pepperoni on hamburger buns toasted in the toaster oven.

Delicious!!

Lessons

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:53:00 GMT

If you will take the time to read these. I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis!

Enjoy.......

I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I 've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned.... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned.... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned.... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Blossoms in March

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:48:34 GMT

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:04:10 GMT

A nice poem I received today:

Happiness keeps you Sweet,

Trials keep you Strong,

Sorrows keep you Human,

Failures keep you Humble,

Success keeps you Glowing,

But Only God Keeps You Going!

Sending Myself Flowers

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:28:55 GMT