Guns, Stupidity, And The Terminally Afraid

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Sunday, July 31, 2005

July 2005

7/31/05

This Just In...

7/31/05

That's Entertainment RIP's...

7/31/05

Soon To Be At A Wal-Mart Near You...

7/31/05

And, Over At The Amazing Randi's Site...

7/31/05

What's New Over At LGF...

7/31/05

CAIR...Read ALL About IT

7/31/05

Israel to Terror-Thugs: Shoot At Us During The Gaza Pullout, And It's War

7/31/05

Name Of The 10th Planet To Be...

7/31/05

7/31/05

How The Brit Bombers Found Their Newfound Zeal...

7/31/05

Study Says More Blacks Needed On Talk Shows

7/31/05

Entire World Set To Die From Flu. Or Get Maybe A Little Headcold. Depends.

7/31/05

Sunday Sports, Featuring Lil Mikey Lupica

7/31/05

Happy Ending To Yankee Stadium's Missing Boy...

7/31/05

The Iran-Europe Non-Aggression Farce

7/31/05

London Police Hot On The Bombers Trail...

7/31/05

To Any Who've Emailed...

7/31/05

As Al Sharpton And Jesse Jackson Race To The Bayou...

7/31/05

No, They Didn't Trade In The Shuttle For A Slightly Used Soyuz...

7/31/05

Stem Cell Flumfussery

7/31/05

Veni, Vici, Um...Apia?*

7/31/05

Ya Know...It Figures

7/31/05

Yes...Even Boxer And Pelosi Slapped The ACLU On The Boy Scout Deal...

7/31/05

Calling Your Attention...

7/31/05

He Wants The Truth? We Can't Handle The Truth...

7/31/05

7/31/05

Fragile Lil Manny...

7/31/05

While We're On The Subject Of Stupidity...

7/31/05

Guns, Stupidity, And The Terminally Afraid

7/30/05

7/30/05

Caulking Guns. Putty Knives. Yes...Your Tax Dollars Hard At Work

7/30/05

7/30/05

7/30/05

There Are Worse Things Than Finding Oneself Stranded In Arkansas...

7/30/05

How DARE He Ask Someone To Speak English In America!

7/30/05

Sounds Logical...Where Would They Keep Their Money Anyway?

7/30/05

Thought Everyone Knew St. Louis Was Serious About It's Bowl Cleanliness...

7/30/05

Leave It To The Germans To Come Up With A Great Vacation Deal

7/30/05

7/30/05

Washington Post Chimes In On GOP Victories, And Decides To Just Make Things Up As It Goes Along...

7/30/05

Dueling Headliners

7/30/05

7/30/05

Fiddling With Several New Blogs...

7/30/05

The Continuing Deterioration Of AOL

7/29/05

7/29/05

Friday Night Movie Review..."Must Love Dogs"

7/29/05

Remembering A Time When This Would Have Been Big News...

7/29/05

Better Check Ours Too..

7/29/05

Something Get In The European Water Supply?

7/29/05

Next Time...Might Wanna Think Really Really Hard On A Better Name...

7/29/05

7/29/05

A Real Reason To Try The Shuttle Again?

7/29/05

McCarthy Liberalism

7/29/05

Another AOL Braniac Word Of The Day

7/29/05

Quick Now, What Do You Think Came In Third?

7/29/05

Mullahs To Get Nuke Fuel From Europeans

7/29/05

"Sasquatch Fur" Only Bison Hair...

7/29/05

7/29/05

Now One Has To Wonder...

7/29/05

That'll Teach Her...

7/29/05

Ted Kennedy. Senior Member Of The Dickum & Dunkum Society, Has Questions Concerning Civil Rights

7/29/05

From NYPD Blue To "Over There"

7/29/05

Some Sanity In The Senate, But Certainly NOT The NY Times...

7/29/05

Senate Shows A Semblance Of Sanity

7/28/05

Is It Any Great Shock That Someone From The Midwest...

7/28/05

Ann Coulter...Undercover Operative Extraordinaire...

7/28/05

NY Times Breaking Win...Strike That, News...

7/28/05

Stop The Presses...Young People Like IM's...

7/28/05

Unlike The Miami Man, At Least They Capped HER After She Was A Goner

7/28/05

Big Sugar Not So Sweet On CAFTA...Why They Fight Against It...

7/28/05

Ciao, Berlusconi!

7/28/05

Ozzies Seem To Feel The Need For More Sharks

7/28/05

Complaining Of Not Looking Good On TV...

7/28/05

Come With Me Now...Deep Into The Maze...No, Deeper...

7/28/05

That Other John In Waiting...

7/28/05

"THE" Sport News...

7/28/05

President Learns How NOT To Set Up A Tent...

7/28/05

And Now, Ladies And Gentlemen For My Next Trick...

7/28/05

More News On The Ground Shuttle...

7/28/05

Human Cockfights Thriving In The Midwest...

7/27/05

Four Decades Of Lies Later...

7/27/05

SHUTTLE PROGRAM GROUNDED....AGAIN

7/27/05

Disgusting...But It's "Their Culture..."

7/27/05

But How Much For The Old Goat...

7/27/05

7/27/05

Since Messenger Cannot Fight The Good Fight Alone...

7/27/05

This Is Cute...

7/27/05

USA Today Weighs In With The Dumbest Take On Abortion We've Seen In Quite A Time...

7/27/05

Arkansas...The Great Commonwealth That Gave Us Wal-Mart And The Clinton's...

7/27/05

Such A Great Scam That One Is Tempted To Look For The Frenchman In The Woodpile...

7/27/05

7/27/05

Cut Them A Break...

7/27/05

Not Surprising...At Least In England...

7/27/05

"Sorry, Mate...We 'Erd She Was Going Down And Were Quite Mistaken..."

7/27/05

Hollyweird Gears Up For More America-Bashing

7/27/05

7/27/05

New Enemy Looks A Lot Like The Old Enemy...

7/27/05

7/27/05

7/26/05

Half A Book Review...Sort Of

7/26/05

Top Honors For This Weeks Politically Correct Detweillers Award...

7/26/05

Cleanup Services Report After O'Donnell Barbeque...

7/26/05

Calls To Ms Rodhams Office Remain Unanswered...

7/26/05

AOL's "Improvements" Begin To Trickle In...

7/26/05

Forget The Foot...Check Out The Moniker...

7/26/05

Cue Twilight Zone Music...And...Action

7/26/05

7/26/05

At Least Now We Know Where Osama's Bad Coke Went...

7/26/05

A Little Chlorine For The Shallow End Of The Gene Pool Please...

7/26/05

7/26/05

The Candle Is Lit...

7/26/05

Wacky Osama Coke Plot...

7/26/05

NYC's Radical Approach To Questioning Possible Terror Threats...

7/26/05

Where's The Sports????????

7/25/05

Where There's A Tragedy....

7/25/05

7/25/05

Despite News To The Contrary...

7/25/05

Stop The Presses...

7/25/05

Messenger Public Service Announcement

7/25/05

As Vision-Care Specialists The World Over Race To Paris To Help...

7/25/05

War Of The Detweillers

7/25/05

Hanoi...Strike That, Mullah-Jane Back In Business

7/25/05

Media Consultants To Ms O'Donnell Have Not Returned Phone Calls...

7/25/05

7/25/05

Rocky Mountain High

7/25/05

Can Dealing With Wal-Mart Be That Bad?

7/25/05

7/25/05

7/25/05

7/25/05

Can Old Europe Learn...

7/25/05

Hollyweird Mocks Purple Heart...

7/25/05

Monday Mornings Top News...

7/25/05

7/25/05

Shuttle To Launch Tuesday, Problems Or Not...

7/24/05

Now Remember...Federal Land Is Only For...What's The Constitution Say Again?

7/24/05

Stop The Presses...

7/24/05

In With A Nutcase, Out With A Whimper...

7/24/05

Ignoring Bummer? Nay...One Gets Old, One Forgets, Such Is Life...

7/24/05

Great Gatsby But We KNEW That...

7/24/05

Ahhhh...They're Going To "Investigate"...All Is Well Then

7/24/05

For These Old Coots, Aquarius Was Still Dawning

7/24/05

Original Boy Scouts Could Have Launched The Shuttle A Month Ago...

7/24/05

Vomitorium...Strike That, Taco Bell Decides To Cater To The Fatties Rather Than Fight...

7/24/05

Here's Hoping They Didn't Order The Same Takeout As I...

7/24/05

Switching Tactics...Brits Decide To Continue Arresting Terrorists Rather Than Shoot Them

7/24/05

This Week's Amazing Randi...An Older Far...Strike That, Fella Than Even I...

7/24/05

Dueling Shaman's

7/24/05

So How Many Times Has It Been His "Last"...

7/24/05

7/24/05

Great Pic Of The Day

7/23/05

Just Try And Get A Visa To Oz When You're A Plain Old American...

7/23/05

Wow Skeeter...But Don't They Make These Here Trainin' Veehickles Lifelike...

7/23/05

Direct From The Land Of Fruits And Nuts...

7/23/05

In Iowa It's Called Natures-Parfume Cause It Blocks The Smell Of The Sewage Plants

7/23/05

Finger Food Frolics Continue

7/23/05

Fly On The Wall

7/23/05

7/23/05

Brought To You By The NY Times...

7/23/05

From Around The World And Up Your Street...

7/23/05

Condi Learning How To Lie With A Straight Face...

7/23/05

7/23/05

Don't Shoot! For The Children...

7/23/05

We MUST Stop Him NOW...For The Children

7/23/05

7/23/05

7/22/05

Now Isn't This Just Too Hilarious...

7/22/05

Just Part Of The Good Old American Don't-Know-How, Coupled With That Can't-Do Spirit...

7/22/05

Yeah Right. Hundreds Of Years Of Inbreeding Had Nothing To Do With It...

7/22/05

Give Us Science You Cranky Old Bastich....

7/22/05

They Don't Want Research, They Want The Cash...

7/22/05

7/22/05

Sweet Georgia Brown, Ann's Going To Go Ballistic...

7/22/05

Here's What Really Frightens The Yellow Stream...Strike That...Mainstream Media...

7/22/05

Representatives Of Ms O'Donnell Would Neither Confirm Nor Deny...

7/22/05

Lighter Side II

7/22/05

The Lighter Side...

7/22/05

Closer To Home...Now The Lefty Pinko's Want The Armory...

7/22/05

Why The Bombs Fizzled

7/22/05

7/22/05

Quick Memo To The London Sharpshooters...

7/22/05

Wussified Newspeak

7/22/05

Emails From The Brit Front...

7/22/05

7/22/05

London Police Shoot To Kill

7/21/05

7/21/05

"And Please Stow All Assault Rifles In The Overhead Bin Above Your Seat..."

7/21/05

And Not Only Moonbats Are Susceptible To Seeing Funny Things...

7/21/05

Rumors Of War...

7/21/05

7/21/05

Quick...Condi Needs Help...Is Is Too Late To Get The Live 8'ers To Sing?

7/21/05

On Now To The Whinging Dims...

7/21/05

Latest News From London

7/21/05

London Police Commissioner: 4 Explosions...

7/21/05

7/21/05

BREAKING...LONDON UNDER ATTACK?

7/21/05

Ann Is Hopping Mad...

7/20/05

Moonbats Say the Funniest Things...

7/20/05

Rights And Privlege

7/20/05

Not For Nothing...

7/20/05

7/20/05

This Might Catch On...

7/20/05

And Before The Emails Start...

7/20/05

7/20/05

Brits 2, Common Sense 0

7/20/05

7/20/05

Duh Headline For The Day

7/20/05

Meanwhile, Back At The Home Office...

7/20/05

Evil Empire Goes Green

7/20/05

7/20/05

What Is In The "Morning-After" Pill That Is Killing Women?

7/20/05

Here's The Kind Of Wacko...

7/20/05

He Lusted In His Heart...And Got The Boot

7/20/05

Let The Caterwauling Begin...

7/20/05

Fun With Numbers

7/20/05

7/20/05

7/20/05

7/19/05

And The Nominee Is...

7/19/05

Anklebiters: Bush Will Announce Nominee This Afternoon...

7/19/05

7/19/05

What Did They Expect...

7/19/05

"It's For The Childr...Strike That...The Puppies..."

7/19/05

The Next Boom...Chubby-Checking

7/19/05

The Great Anti-Wal-Mart Hope...

7/19/05

7/19/05

They Ride Just As Well But Are Not As Much Fun To Be Ridden

7/19/05

Scardy Cats R Us

7/19/05

At Least It's All In The Family...

7/19/05

Nuts, Or Just ****ing Goofy?

7/18/05

Washboard Abs In No Time

7/18/05

7/18/05

This Is What The Times Believes Is Fit To Print...

7/18/05

Show Me Ze Papers...

7/18/05

7/18/05

Overheard From Ms Rodhams Dermatologist...

7/18/05

Wal-Mart Declares State Of Emergency...

7/18/05

Memo To Washington Post: Bullets Usually Work Like That...

7/18/05

So Then, The London Bombings...Who's REALLY To Blame

7/18/05

Time To Play...

7/18/05

Found In Aruba...

7/18/05

Did We Miss Bastille Day...

7/18/05

Rosie O'Donnell's Office Would Neither Confirm Nor Deny...

7/18/05

Pretty Much All eBay Is Good For...

7/18/05

Senator Clinton's Office Would Neither Confirm Nor Deny...

7/18/05

Shame That No One Over At Fox...

7/18/05

Moslem Association Of Britain...

7/17/05

Attention: All Once-Sold Antiquities Now Belong Us

7/17/05

Clueless Joe Dazzles Us Yet Again With His Baseball Acumen...

7/17/05

7/17/05

Messenger's Very Own Whipping Boy...Lil Mikey Lupica...

7/17/05

More On The London "Military-Grade Explosives"

7/17/05

But Let A G.I. Get A Drop Of Water On The Koran...

7/17/05

Next Up, Kitchen Oven Labelling:

7/17/05

But Whatever You Do Don't Drink

7/17/05

Stop The Presses...

7/17/05

7/17/05

Only Because Such Nonsense Is Being Featured On AOL's Welcome Page...

7/17/05

Now Get Your People To Walk The Walk, Tony...

7/17/05

7/17/05

Cue Twilight Zone Music...

7/17/05

From The Big-Easy To The Big-Sandbox...

7/17/05

7/17/05

Trouble In Paradise...

7/17/05

7/17/05

Yes, Even In the Land Of Fruits And Nuts, A Man Pops Up Now And Again...

7/17/05

Liberal Adoration For The Likes Of North Korea

7/16/05

Shuttle Update...

7/16/05

Ann Coulter On Mission Deplorable...

7/16/05

Lest You Believe It's Only The British Moslems The Press Mourns...

7/16/05

Liberal Pity-Fest For The Poor Moslems Has Begun...

7/16/05

Long A Trainer Of Terrorists, And Professed Jew Hater...

7/16/05

Painfully Oblivious Tale Of The Day

7/16/05

Well Now, Isn't This Just Special

7/16/05

And Speaking Of Really, Really Old...

7/16/05

Everything Old IS New Again

7/16/05

"Now Remember, When They Ask, You Tell them We Had NOTHING To Do With It..."

7/16/05

Shuttle Still Grounded...

7/16/05

Tossed Out Of Wally World For Open-Carry...

7/16/05

Time Once More To Plug Randi...

7/16/05

7/16/05

Interesting Little Piece...

7/15/05

7/15/05

7/15/05

RodHam Gets To Impersonate A Senator, But Try Making Believe You're A Football Player...

7/15/05

Hillary Livid Over Make-Believe Video Game "Sex"

7/15/05

See Why Messenger Is The Only One Who'd Care If The Chinese Launched Nukes At The Left Coast...

7/15/05

Moonbat Fun With Words Time...

7/15/05

Upcoming Weekend Video Fare...

7/15/05

Hope They Didn't Expect Him To Just Give It Up...

7/15/05

Movie Review: Charlie & The Chocolate Factowy

7/15/05

Tom Cruise Banned By Fwench?

7/15/05

7/15/05

So Let's See, How Is Wal-Mart's Partner In Totalitarianism Doing Lately...

7/15/05

See...We Learn Something New Every Day...

7/15/05

Senator Silly Speaks Again

7/14/05

All Your SPOTS Now Belong Us

7/14/05

More...Give Us MORE Sports You Cranky Old Bastard...

7/14/05

Why Do Our Elected Officials Hate The Military?

7/14/05

7/14/05

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Nerds...

7/14/05

Okay, Quick Show Of Hands...

7/14/05

More From London...

7/14/05

Bullet That Killed Baby Was From SWAT Team...

7/14/05

Book Review: Acts Of Faith

7/14/05

They Hue And Cry From Boston To Dubuque...

7/14/05

While Moslem Community Awaits Word From Allah On Whether Or Not The Boys Got their Virgins...

7/14/05

Monumental Invention Anniversary Of The Day

7/14/05

Let's See Now...

7/14/05

Stop The Presses...This Just In...

7/14/05

7/13/05

Through All The Smoke And Mirrors...Gonzales Remains The Dems Great Latino Hope...

7/13/05

Blair Meets With Moslems...Police Search For "Masterminds"

7/13/05

How May I Now Go To Allah Knowing The Virgins Will Laugh At Me...

7/13/05

New Weapon Systems On Hold...

7/13/05

Could Have Told Ya, But Would You Have Listened...

7/13/05

This Coming From A Man...

7/13/05

Psst...Hey You, Yeah You, The Brits...This Is How It's Done...

7/13/05

And In This Corner...

7/13/05

Then, In Frustration, They Wrestled The Trailer to The Ground...

7/13/05

And We're Proud To Accept Donations For The Messenger "Shintaro Defense Fund"...

7/13/05

How DARE They Prohibit Gay's From Copulating At Will..

7/13/05

Wal-Mart Catches Another Perv...

7/13/05

All This Proves Is That Louisiana Men Daren't Demise In Texas

7/13/05

Meanwhile, The Kiwi's Try To Outdo Even The Goofy Ozzies

7/13/05

Kind Of Like Clinton's Old Assault Weapon Ban

7/13/05

While I Was Sleeping...

7/13/05

Slow Posting Day

7/13/05

Shuttle Launch Delayed...How Odd

7/12/05

What...No Good Tasers In Salt Lake City?

7/12/05

Million-Mommy-Marcher-Type Zones Out After Radical Air-Start

7/12/05

They've GOT To Be Joking...

7/12/05

Caption This In Your Own Mind...

7/12/05

Rent-A-Car Special: Expanded Trunk Space Vehicles Half-Off...

7/12/05

Sacred Shadow Puppets Of The Windy City

7/12/05

AOL Study Determines: Using America Online Is Counterproductive...

7/12/05

7/12/05

Worth Losing Your Head Over?

7/12/05

The REAL Iron Chef's Are Chinese...

7/12/05

Safest Areas In London? What's A Congestion Fee?

7/12/05

7/12/05

Meanwhile, The Religion Of Peace Kills Even More People...

7/12/05

Is The Empire Striking Back?

7/12/05

US Troops In Europe Told...

7/11/05

If Even Fox Is Asking Questions About Carl Rove...

7/11/05

And Where There's Bull There's Bullsh...

7/11/05

Just So The Bulls Can't Kvetch About Equal Time...

7/11/05

More "Cows Who Are Getting Hitched" In The News...

7/11/05

And While We're On The Topic Of Aging Whores...

7/11/05

It's For Charity, So I Won't, I Really Won't...

7/11/05

7/11/05

George Will Weighs In On HIS Nominee For The Supremes

7/11/05

Watching The Train Wreck That Passes For Baseball In The Bronx

7/11/05

Glock 18, Fully-Automatic

7/11/05

FINDING A HOLSTER FOR THIS AIN'T EASY...

7/11/05

7/11/05

Brits Stumped...In More Ways Than One...

7/10/05

And To End The Days' Assemblage Of Stark-Raving Ineptitude...

7/10/05

Curses! Foiled Again By Those Bloody Fact-Checkers!

7/10/05

7/10/05

Fox's John Gibson Asks...

7/10/05

Regale Us, Oh Amazing One...

7/10/05

7/10/05

"But...Beloved Dear Beautiful Wondrous Leader...Who Even In American Media Would Believe Us?"

7/10/05

Ann Coulter On Reagan's Biggest Mistake...

7/10/05

One Final, Cruel Blow...

7/10/05

"Dayum Skeeter! Lookit...There's A Feller In There..."

7/10/05

Likely Story Of The Month

7/10/05

Horrible Thought...

7/9/05

Brits Moving Slow In Recovering Bodies?

7/9/05

Tucker Carlson on MSNBC

7/9/05

7/9/05

So What Precisely DO The Liberals Know About Combating Terrorism?

7/9/05

Scaremongering...Moonbat Style

7/9/05

An Open Letter From A Brit...

7/9/05

Anyone Remember This...

7/9/05

7/9/05

7/9/05

7/9/05

Good Grief, Lets Hope So...

7/9/05

The Biggest Difference Bewteen 9/11 And 7/7?

7/8/05

Messenger Exclusive...

7/8/05

Drudge Was Hysterical And Wrong Yet Again

7/8/05

ANY Doubt That Golf Isn't A Sport...

7/8/05

Hurricane Dennis Downgraded To Category 3...

7/8/05

Meanwhile, The G-8 Did What?

7/8/05

Rehnquist To Retire Today?

7/8/05

7/8/05

Trillion Here, Trillion There, Soon It Adds Up To Real Money...

7/8/05

Mention Wal-Mart And You're Asked To Leave

7/8/05

Spokesmen For Ms O'Donnell And Ms Barr Say They Are Recovering Nicely...

7/8/05

Nashville News: Cousin Uncle Daddy And Sister-In-Law Aunt Mommy Sentenced...

7/8/05

Fate Worse Than Death...

7/8/05

Man Assists With Wife's Epidural...Allegedly Dies

7/8/05

7/7/05

7/7/05

And One Hopes She Responded In A Timely Fashion...

7/7/05

There Goes One Vacation Idea Shot To Hell...

7/7/05

Is "Substantial Battery" Bragging?

7/7/05

Psst...Okay Guys, Act Natural We're Goin' In

7/7/05

Okay...Let's Leave The Idiocy To The Professional Idiots...

7/7/05

Ummm...Not From My Adventures....

7/7/05

7/7/05

Up To The Minute Reporting From Europe...

7/7/05