don't go quietly

so last nite  F R I E N D S was officialy over. And im not going to lie...i was sad. very sad. I cried a little. Maybe a little more than a little. Maybe a lot...just maybe. who am i kidding. if u know me at all u know my fav show has always been friends and u would know that my life is based on that show and not a day goes by without me watching an eposode or me quoting a line based on a real life situation happening to me at that very moment! Im mad and pissed that its over. But im also happy that ross and rachel are together for good. (JAMES I WIN) i mean they are each others lobsters!!! (friends line right there) Anyway im not going to talk about it or i might get all emotional. So let me bring up something funny that i only notice. I saw this awhile ago but only untill today when a friend showed me again did i TRUELY get it.  THIS website  sells dehydrated water.  Yeah you heard right, DEHYDRATED (as in lack of water) WATER (as in water!)  

These people are seriously (not a joke in it at all, no matter how hard YOU personally are laughing) selling AIR.  

They even sell it half off!!  "Purchase 25 gallons of our specially formulated dehydrated water for just $4.95, and we'll double your order for FREE!!!  Yes, you get 50 gallons of free dehydrated water!"

So I went to the FAQ's and found some interesting ones....
"Are you serious?  This site is a joke, right?"
Response:  This site is for real and we actually sell dehydrated water.
"How do I spit it out if I don't like it?"
Response: Simply exhale and the dehydrated water will leave your body

What is the world coming to??  There are even testimonials!!!! ( Why People Around The World Are Turning To Dehydrated Water... The Safe Alternative! )  My head is hurting me!!!  People actually BUY this, and they give free samples.  Uhh I got a free sample for you....BREATHE!!   There you go.  Now pay me 4 dollars!

This is why ripping people off is OK if they are this stupid!!  Why don't I just put a site up that says "Hi, I'm God, if you believe in me send me 20 dollars at (this address) and I will guarantee you get into Heaven"  Anyone who  sends me a dime is a stupid idiot and deserves to be ripped off.   Well well well.... just as i typed that i looked to see if they have one and they do!! THE BANK OF HEAVEN! http://www.maxpages.com/kingmichael

You crazy bunch of crazies!!!!  You better believe they're going to hell for that, the crazy part of hell where nothing makes sense.  But hey, if you are stupid enough to believe that u desearve to have no money! Wow this is just making me laugh so hard...so im titling this entry "ripping off people is okay if they are stupid" cuz its absoltuly positivly TRUE!

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