sound & fury

Very sound logic here brother rob:

People don't break into your house, tie up your roommates and watch TV until you come home just to cut off a couple of YOUR fingers unless they have a DAMN GOOD reason to do it. Especially when you are a talented musician and losing those fingers is worse than death.

There is more to this story than meets the tomahawk here.

Methinks this young gentleman pissed off the wrong folks, dontcha think? Oh, he says that he "has no idea why this is happening to him"?  Oh, well, gee, then surely that must be the truth. Come on, when Vito and Jimmy-the-finger (whatever their Aussie counterpart stereotype names would be) are coming over and pulling a Pope of Greenwich Village (x3!!) on you while prepping your flatmate for a Resevoir Dogs style bbq - this is not a mistake - and gee, shock, you don't want to admit to your parents what you did that got yourself in that position - hard to believe, isn't it? Hello?

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• #1 Comment from jimhassert 
  7/24/03 11:53 AM | Permalink

  He obviously means Phil, the OTHER sax player.
  
  "He has absolutely no clue. He gets so distressed when we try to talk about it," said his mother, who did not wish to be named. "He says 'I don't know why this is happening to me. I can only feel someone's got me wrong and it's another Phil they're looking for'."